I thought I'd share a joke I was sent recently, which made me laugh. It also made me think of Tim, as it's about golf, so here it is ...
Three men were playing golf.
The first man, Moses, approached the tee and played his shot. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club; the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. The next man, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a long shot directly towards the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third man got up and randomly whacked the ball. It flew through the air, bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a shed near by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drainpipe, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
Never grow tired of that joke. Parents being religious nuts and all!!! But alas, children always think that of there fathers but check out Jesus! He grew up and took over the reigns of a new generation!
Sosia
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