How many times is the Royal Mail van going drive past my window? I've counted it 6 times now!
Just when exactly is he actually going to pull in at my house and deliver my 500 A3 posters?
a) 3 months late b) Never because it's too heavy c) Never d) He will ring the doorbell then knock very softly so as I can't hear and then run away very quickly so that I don't get my stuff. (He'll probably leave the van engine running and the handbrake off for a quicker getaway!)
Answers on a postcard please
p.s. to add insult to injury another royal mail van has driven past my window twice AND delivered something to the house opposite!
Mood - Happy till I think of Royal Mail
Music - Breakmakers, Keane and Rufus Wainwright
Im_a_Teapot
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