Can't believe so many people are bothered I had such a horrid day yesterday!!! Thank you all for being such lovely wonderful human beans.
Found out last night BIRMINGHAM IS OFF!!! I mean, for me, like, nobody else. Found out I'd had a prior engagement I'm unable to wangle out of. I knew 28th May sounded familiar...!
So I 'm going to have to really make the most of Halifax. The Graeme-napping plans as detailed on Tim's thread can only be put into operation on the one chance I've got...
Hey wouldn't it be dead funny if Grae and Tim had read the Graeme-napping plans and thought it was so funny they decided to play along...
Hahahahaha!!! Gosh it really WOULD be funny!!!
I dunno why the trandem needs to be involved but it probably does.
I'm in a much less whingy sweary mood today thankfully. Gosh I was quite coarse yesterday wasn't I?!
Mum and dad got back from their holiday and they'd bought me a plastic kid's pirate hat. I love it. I put it on and went round doing all me favourite Robert Newton quotes!!!! Ahaarrr!!!
Actually Bill does a pretty good Bobby N impression in Punky Business and in Lighthouse Keeping Loonies!! Very impressive.
Am waiting to hear back today whether I got the job last Thursday or not. Doubt it. Won't be upset if I haven't because I knew the moment they asked the first question I'd not got it.
Never mind. There's plenty more jobs in the...er...sea.
And if all else fails I'll do what I've always wanted to do and become a comedy writer.
Mood - Strangely upbeat considering I'm still depressed!
Music - Not a sausage