With the exception of a few in a lot of current journals we all claim to be mad woman. Well I think you are normal people. So, it is at this juncture that I think that we are the normal ones and everyone else is mad.
Once again the minority has made us feel bad for being normal. But have no fear i, Bindy, will not tolerate this. We are NORMAL and PROUD aka NAP. So I here by proudly call myself a N.A.P... I must point out to the minority that this does not indeed stand for "Not Another Psycho". Ohh no sirree, ridicule if you must but us N.A.P's stand not so tall and proud. I will not be judged on simple minority things like A-Part-Height. These are silly judgments. I have a friend who has be know to make giant kittens so cute and cuddly that would rival kink kong so careful minority.
What most people don't understand is that through appropriate gender education we can use natural selection to rid the world of those minorities, those so called normal people
So stand tall like a jockey. if I am elected I here by promise to give you the lift to the horse. I promise to treat this like I treat smoking! With the bold but simple words that strikes fear to the minority "I am not a quitter!"
Consider me like Braveheart..baring my bum..to all those that say we are mad.
To fall is but human. To have a friend who will laugh at you and call you a git is devine.
So stand one and all and laugh at your fellow humans. Life is but fleeting, laughter is but life friendship is but trouble and strife. and and...ohh sod off....lets just laugh at each other.
Lot's of love
The increasingly mad normal
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Bels
Mood - Reflective...I think I'll do a dble post!
Music - Let me guess...Yep, fish tank