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bindy's Journal
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2006-09-06 02:43:56
BORING
bindy
Oh mi god!  I know I am slightly deranged according to most but I just can't take nights.  At half twelve I cracked it left which effectively means tomorrow I shall surely be hanged, drawn and quartered.  All this is leading to certain madness.  AND mum I am certain it is genetic.  I am turning into a bitch who can't seem to rain in her mouth.  I am loosing control.  Help me!  There is a hole in my shoe and it is letting in water, letting water.

After my riveting (he he) journal last night where I was off to  I some how managed to drag myself off to bed when I heard the kookaburra's laughing at me and when the household was up heading to work...I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!!

However, my new interest in my computer, which realistically equals NO ONE IS UP TO ENTERTAIN ME, has introduced me to a new world.  I watched "Lose Change 2" last night and I am convinced everything in the world is fake and the only safe place in the world is inside my bubble.  Don't panic people!  With the certain destruction of the world I will be posting applications and invitations for a select group of people to join my bubble.  Number one rule is that I am to be treated with respect.  Yes, Yes, I am odd but I am not dangerous.

As usual house is all silent.  I am slowly making my way through those cask if wines kindly donated to me.

My endeavours to get my car fixed took an unexpected turn.  Mark will pop in tomorrow to have look.  According to him it sounds like the master cylinder.  No shit Sherlock!!!  A simple O ring and she's a goer but i can't get that darn bolt off no matter how many men I batter my eyelids at.  Of course dad is very helpful telling me to "Cut it off", apparently that's how they make them.  Of course I fear the retribution when I accidentally cut the bolts to the manifold and drop the engine on the road.  No  RAA Premium gunna get me out of that!!!  Sorry Pa, not being mean but I's ain't that strong and short of an air compress with drill I JUST CAN'T DO IT.  You still love me don't you? 

Anywho, I see this panning out as another man coming around going "Ohh master cylinder,  just take this bolt off".  No crap and if I was strong enough I would loosen the sump, change my oil, tune it with me little light on the radiator, jack the shockey's up so she don't drag, remove the spoiler and re-seal loosen the manifold, bolt and tackle the engine out, remove the front seats and whack a V8 in,  use my PC to reprogram the immobiliser, whack hubs on it and convert to a V8 4drv, put jet engines on the side of it with engageable pontoon floats along with jet fighter wings, make it run on vegie peels and call it KNIGHT RIDER.  I KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT, I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT BUT I CAN'T.  Darn it as much as people do not see it I am just your ordinary, everyday WOMAN.  And yes dad , now I know that Dora the datsun did not have a hydraulic gearing system unlike my super Frank.  This is why I was very happy with Ambrosious the camper van.  Simple to fix and a bed and kitchen = no drink drive plus Bacon and eggs after a hard night!!!

It jacks me that I know whats wrong, I know how to fix it and still I have to humble myself and accept help.  Not my strong point and I don't know hos to stop that evil trait.  I figure God gave me the brains and knowledge to do but not the strength.  This is all to teach me a very mean lesson in humility.  The worse thing is housemate SURE has arranged this mechanic intervention and I am already wondering what he wants...

Anyway's. hump day tomorrow so I am half way through another mundane work week which means very shortly I will only have 1 year and nine months of pegatory to go.

God Bless all I am off to reaqaint myself with my big beautiful bed.

Bels

Mood - Annoyed at a mundane life
Music - Weird al - Bob the builder
Edited - Never
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