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2006-01-28 02:28:55
Dead? I hope bloody not.

I have been unwell for the past couple of weeks and i have only just managed to clamber out of my pit to write this.

I just checked my E-Mail and i got a lovelly comment from a close friend of mine and i quote "Are you dead?"

Oh great. They have begun to dig my grave. Well all i can say is your gonna have to bury me twice cause the first time i ain't gonna rest easy. Well i might. But then i will come back and rattle my chains at them and make rude gestures.


Mr Twing

Mood - Happy
Music - Chris de Burgh
Edited - Never

2006-01-15 09:54:54
Anal Retentives
Hello all,

As my previous post stated i was meant to be going the BETT Show. This did not happen due to some anal retentives that decided some of my school work was not good enough. I had been told to improve 3 pieces of work which i did and then as Mr Twing reaces at the bar the b******s rise it once more. One of the vleeders that stopped me going went to the BETT Show while i wallowed away at school.

Well i came home in a bad mood and ate some ice cream and watched some Family Guy and The Goodies.

My mate went and got Bob Geldof's autograph. I am jealous.


Mr Twing

Mood - Depressed
Music - Nothing - to depressed.
Edited - Never

2006-01-08 22:33:06
The name game.
Hello all,

Well on my second post somebody has asked what my real name is. Well i can reliable inform you that i will not tell you. Of course i may tell you in time. I mean if my e-mail begins with matthew.routledge that may be a minor clue to my identity.;)

Feeling much better.

I am heading off to the BETT Show in London on Friday. Last year we got so many free pens and pencils it was unbelievable. We will be doing a talk on the MAIN stand. For anyone that knows anything about the IT world Bett is run by Macromedia who have been bought out by Adobe. SO we will be doing two 20 minute talks on the adobe stand.
More on that when i have been.


Thats about it.


Mr Twing

Mood - Vexed
Music - Flogging Molly and Eric Clapton
Edited - Never

2006-01-08 01:35:23
Reality Bites - And it rather hurts.

Well I just checked my previous entry and I would like to ansewer a few questions. Yes i did reply "I'm a teapot" like that and i did the actions. lol  . Well actually that was one question so infact my grammar was wrong.

I was just listening to a song called "The Martians Have Landed in Wigan" By a Folk Band from lancashire and the last words in the song are ecky-thump. What a strange cowincidence.

Well no school yesterday due to illness. What a shame no vicious asssualts to talk about. What instead then shall i talk of ? I know - Wouldn't it be great to see a goodie in Big Brother - Note i didn't call it celebrity Big Brother because none of those fools are actual celebrities. Well i bet that Saddam will be voting this series for his dear friend Galloway. lol.

And finally I have discovered that i have infact got a south african bank account with and i quote "Much Monay Fore Yo. "??? Thank god for spam.


Mr Twing

Mood - Religious
Music - Chris de Burgh and Elvis Cosstello.
Edited - Never

2006-01-06 07:15:33
Back to Bedlam
Returned to School today.

Discovered that alot of people watched return of the goodies. Very Please. Excpet for when someone hit mae on the head with a text book shouting "Ekey Thump."

Well lets look at this logically. If people are gonna do that i will quite simply laugh in their faces and shout - "I'm a teapot"


Mr Twing

Mood - Dispondent
Music - The Pogues, Rolf Harris and The Houghton Weavers.
Edited - Never

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