for those of you who have been wondering, it turns out Graeme has finally seen this thread - I got an email from him earlier today in which he mentioned it.  He sounded very amused.

He said if I wanted to let you know he'd had a peek I could say, "tell them I love them all, and please form an orderly queue!"   

(hmm, if his wife has to chaperone/bodyguard him the next time he comes to Australia then we'll have you lot to blame...)

I don't think Graeme would mind our comments, you know - probably he would be a bit embarrassed and amused, but we aren't doing any harm! And every word is true! And yes, it is definitely present tense - you are as cute as ever, Graeme, if you are looking in on this! We love you!

Graeme did train as a doctor so I don't think he's too bothered.
And of course he has "surgeon's hands"

Bet he loves it.  Bunch of hot chicks like us blatantly lusting over him....surely....  *desperately trying to reassure self that we haven't scared him to death* 

I can safely reassure everyone that I was not the dreaded hand-stroker.  Have never been to Australia, and have never met a Graeme.  Well, I have met a Graeme, obviously.  In fact, my brother is called Graeme.  But that's beside the point.

I had never noticed the hand thing until this thread started up, but once you look for it, there's a plethora of hand loving to be done 

Surely he wouldn't do that to us.  I bet he got embarrassed after the first post.

Thankfully that was a while before I started hormoning all over the place about his lips and fingers and thighs and bottom and .......

*SPLAT*

Right, i'm going home - I'll return on Monday...

I'll bet he has. Reckon he sneaks off with his laptop to read it

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urban_spacegirl : ' My other fave is one I saw posted in a different thread, I think it was one of Gray's birthday ones: 'Fuzzy-chopped sexpot'  I love it!

I think that may have been me on the "It's left me wondering..." thread, after crediting my idea for a pirate television station to Graybags I said something along the lines of "Graeme Garden, you fuzzychopped sex-pot you, you're a GENIUS!!!"

But I may be taking credit for something that wasn't me so go and have another look!!!

I love the finger beckoning as well.

But blimey I don't know who it was doing the hand stroking thing - that's dreadful!  It'd terrify the poor man!!!  She must've been quite insane.

I mean, you don't go around saying things like that to people unless you're a) very very drunk, b) completely off your trolley, c) a shameless hussy or d) all of the above.

I'm scared FOR him!!! 

Bless.  We'll have to form a secret, never to be divulged society of very secret Graeme lusters and never let on to anyone, least of all Graeme, about our lusting, particularly not with regard to his extremities.  That'll improve our chances 100%!!!

Hopefully he's still not happened across this thread.  If he has, we're stumped.

Bondgirl, I think you may be onto something here!! 

I've never really noticed Graeme's hands before.  Of course I realised he had a matching set, but I haven't looked as closely as some others apparently have been.  I've always been quite captivated by his facial expressions particularly his smile - be it devilish, mischievous or down right gorgeous!  I think I may have to go and pay closer attention to a few episodes and let my eyes do the wandering!! 
You have all inspired me, and to think I've gone through life thinking I was the only one who idolised Graeme!

Isn't it strange - all this talk about Grae's fingers.  When we were lined up to get autographs after Tim and Graeme did their concert in Dec 2005, the Chick in front of me grabbed Graeme's hand  and started rubbing it and saying how soft it was and how beautiful his fingers were.  He quite gently and politely extracted himself from her grasp with a smile.  At the time I thought this very strange behaviour and said something along those lines to Graeme when he signed my shirt .
Me :"Do you think she has a hand fetish or what?"
Grae:"Or what"
Me:"Aahh! A Graeme one then"
Graeme: smile 
I'm beginning to think that maybe one of you guys were actually at the same show as me and have only now decided to come forward and admitt you have problem/obsession    *thinks - which one of you could it possibly be* 

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' "Spunk rat"???  oh lord - there's something wholly not right about that whole phrase...  ANYWAY - Another great moment from Radio Goodies is when the Saucy Gibbon springs a leak and Graeme points to the gushing water and says "I'm sinking!!"  I can't even swim and I'm all for going and rescuing him!

'Spunk rat' is now my offical Favourite Phrase.  Perfect - I laughed until I thought I was going to pass out when I first read that.
My other fave is one I saw posted in a different thread, I think it was one of Gray's birthday ones: 'Fuzzy-chopped sexpot'  I love it!

I adore that moment in Radio Goodies - his face looks so cartoonish for a second, so utterly shocked and vulnerable. 
Another lovely moment:  just after he sinks and goes under water, he bobs back up again - I love the expression on his face and the way he says 'I've changed me mind!'  with his finger beckoning the others to come to him....yeah...any excuse to mention those fingers...