What episode is it where all the Goodies are getting whipped and Tim visibly LIKES it?!?

It was not a weird dream.  I know this happened.  Just can't remember the episode.  Think it may have been series five...

I've got to stop getting so maternal over Tim.  It's not natural.  I have an uncontrollable urge to comb his hair, straighten his tie, protect him from marauding lustful women and to feed him tea and cake!!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' [Good plan, I like it.  If Tim maims Grae in anyway during the recording of ISIHAC we ought to be prepared and bring a first aid kit with us.  Not only could we look after Grayboots but Tim would also be unquestionably impressed with Peej for being prepared to a Scoutlike degree!!!

I think if Tim does maim Graeme in any way it is only right & proper that he is soundly spanked for being so naughty.......any volunteers...(stampede of lustful women)......ok ok, not all at once - form an orderly queue!! 

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urban_spacegirl : ' Good grief!  I must see this.  I don't think I've ever seen an aroused Graeme... sounds hot.

It's very exciting.  And very jealous-making.

Speaking of being jealous - have you HEARD Taking My Oyster For Walkies?!?!?  I've never been so jealous of a crustacean before in my entire life!!!

I'll never be able to look at a lobster in the same way again...
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urban_spacegirl : 'Something I noticed watching Lighthouse Keeping Loonies (or whatever that episode's called)  When Tim smashes through the door, landing on top of Graeme, it looks as if it really hurt.  If you check Graeme out at that moment, his glasses have been knocked askew (sp?) and he sort of makes a face as if to say ''Bloody Hell, that hurt.''  I can't figure out if it's acting, or if he was actually a bit surprised.  He sort of looks up at Tim, looking as if he's about to cry      Just makes me want to comfort him

Aw bless him - must re-watch that episode cos I think I must've missed that!!! 

We should've been on set - we would've tended his wounds with extra special care and attention.  Cos we are nice people.  Who are only slightly perverse. 

Good plan, I like it.  If Tim maims Grae in anyway during the recording of ISIHAC we ought to be prepared and bring a first aid kit with us.  Not only could we look after Grayboots but Tim would also be unquestionably impressed with Peej for being prepared to a Scoutlike degree!!!

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urban_spacegirl : ' Good grief!  I must see this.  I don't think I've ever seen an aroused Graeme... sounds hot. Something I noticed watching Lighthouse Keeping Loonies (or whatever that episode's called)  When Tim smashes through the door, landing on top of Graeme, it looks as if it really hurt.  If you check Graeme out at that moment, his glasses have been knocked askew (sp?) and he sort of makes a face as if to say ''Bloody Hell, that hurt.''  I can't figure out if it's acting, or if he was actually a bit surprised.  He sort of looks up at Tim, looking as if he's about to cry      Just makes me want to comfort him

Yeah, I noticed that years ago. It's kind of the "am I bleeding?" move...

Good grief!  I must see this.  I don't think I've ever seen an aroused Graeme... sounds hot.

Something I noticed watching Lighthouse Keeping Loonies (or whatever that episode's called)  When Tim smashes through the door, landing on top of Graeme, it looks as if it really hurt.  If you check Graeme out at that moment, his glasses have been knocked askew (sp?) and he sort of makes a face as if to say ''Bloody Hell, that hurt.''  I can't figure out if it's acting, or if he was actually a bit surprised.  He sort of looks up at Tim, looking as if he's about to cry      Just makes me want to comfort him 

Brief plot synopsis. The Goodies set up a newspaper called The Clarion and Globe.  Bill falls in love with a girl called Mildred and can't concentrate on anything so Graeme and Tim sack him and after a slightly odd turn of events, they hire Mildred in his place.

Mildred goes on a bit of a power trip and thinks SHE'S in charge of the newspaper.  She pinches Tim's bottom TWICE, and then has this interchange with Graeme:

M:  Have you finished that advert, Mr Garden?
G:  Yes, miss.
M:  Come and sit here [pats her lap] and read it to me.
G:  Oh, I'm not sure if I should, Miss [sits on MILDRED's lap.  SPEV slaps the screen in mad jealousy]
M:  Why, Mr Garden, you're trembling!
G:  [squeaks] Am I?! [clears throat] Am I?!
M:  Look at me, Mr Garden.
[GRAEME gazes at MILDRED.  SPEV shouts rude words at MILDRED]
M:  Now, take off your glasses.
[GRAEME obliges.  SPEV nearly faints]
M:  It's not on, is it?!
G:  You cow!
S:  You bitch!!!  Why did you need him to take off his glasses, I'll bet they make him look so cute when they're steamed up - AHEM!!!!

Graeme looks particularly delectable in that scene, his shirt sleeves are rolled up, his top button's undone and his tie's loosened and he just looks completely edible.

*swoon*

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Speaking of Tim saying "ooh I'm cross", dunno if I've ever mentioned it - and let's face it we've done The End almost to death, but I can't be bothered reading back that far - but in The End, you know when Tim's dictating the letter to Graeme and he says "They should both have their bottoms soundly spanked!" - have you SEEN the face Grayboots pulls?!?!  Disgraceful. I think I love him...!

You know, I was going to mention this a while ago, but that was when I decided to attempt to rein in all this Graeme lusting.  However.....since I wasn't the one who brought it up.... all I can say is WOW........ you can practically *see* all the dirty thoughts going through that big sexy brain!

Another thing, I've never seen this Cunning Stunts episode... what does this Mildred character do that's so nasty to Graeme?  I am going to have to hunt her down?

who graeme or tim? coz if it's graeme WHO DOESN'T!!

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clair : ' I have a real problem when I think about cunning stunts...I really can't keep the letters in the right order.

I have the exact same problem.  I've resorted to calling it The Episode With The Skinny Blonde Bint In - And I Don't Mean Tim!!!

Bondgirl - c'mon, that wasn't a Freudian slip at all, was it!?!  heehee!!

I must say, when Peej saw Mildred tweak Tim's bum she did get very annoyed.  "Oooh I'm cross!" she said in her best Tim voice!

Speaking of Tim saying "ooh I'm cross", dunno if I've ever mentioned it - and let's face it we've done The End almost to death, but I can't be bothered reading back that far - but in The End, you know when Tim's dictating the letter to Graeme and he says "They should both have their bottoms soundly spanked!" - have you SEEN the face Grayboots pulls?!?!  Disgraceful.

I think I love him...!

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bondgirl : ' ' Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' I tell you what I really hate - the bit in Cunning Stunts where Mildred gets Graeme to sit on her lap and she tells him to take his glasses off and then says "It's not really on, is it?!" HMPH!!!  Although I'll bet it took some really good acting and all of her willpower to not wrestle him to the floor and start attacking his trousers, which the majority of us sane people would have done. I must admit that I did think that little bit was a bit nasty to poor Graeme  but I was very jealous of Mildred when she pinched the very shagadelic Timbo on his very sexy bum  - not once but twice    I can't blame her though I would have been very tempted to make a grab at it my self if I was the well bought up catholic girl that I am

Sorry "if I wasn't the well bought up catholic girl that I am" talk about Freudian slip