Wash your minds out with soap!

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ekkythump61 : ' I was quite surprised that he was alot shorter than me - and I'm 5'10 !!

Aww, Grae's a secret shortarse, bless him.  Very worrying, mind you.  Last time I met a short famous human (Ian McLagan of The Faces - Small and Regular Sized fame) I cuddled him and nearly suffocated the poor man who was exactly the same height as my chest.  He didn't complain exactly but I was quite embarrassed.  Gosh it's a pain being a tall girl.

Maybe Graeme and Tim looked so tall because they were always on screen with Bill...

What about Timbo saying "Please don't touch my staff!" in Scoutrageous???  That's just blatantly filthy.

Or when Tim says "Of course I'm experienced!!  Oooh, I'm sure I don't know what you mean, you naughty man!!!" and "I'll look forward to the pleasure - but I doubt I'll get it!" on Cecily?!?!?!  I was horrified!!!!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Bondgirl, love - I'm worried about your entire lack of perversions.  I feel I ought to hop on a plane to Australia, sit you in front of all the Goodies episodes and pause and explain all the rude bits to you!!!!! How can you not find the line "with his pair of red ripe squirters" rude?!?!!?  HOW!?!?!?!?

I don't know    my only excuse is that I was too busy laughing at all the other more obvious gags ...that and drooling over Timothy 

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Edna : ' Bill went to the same school as Tolein (obviously not at the same time!). King Edwards not a million mile from me in Brum. Spev, I'll see you in Brum!

Brilliant!!!  How exciting!!!  It'll be dead interesting to see who turns up at the shows from this forum won't it?!

My stomach's churning.  Less than an hour and I'll be on the phone booking me Halifax tickets!!

So's I'm not in danger of double posting:

Bondgirl, love - I'm worried about your entire lack of perversions.  I feel I ought to hop on a plane to Australia, sit you in front of all the Goodies episodes and pause and explain all the rude bits to you!!!!!

How can you not find the line "with his pair of red ripe squirters" rude?!?!!?  HOW!?!?!?!?

I had a bit of crush on him back in the 70's - especially in the episode (cant think of the name) where the lads are working on the newspaper with the sexpot female editor and she asks Grayboots to sit on her lap and take off his glasses - ooooooh my knees went to jelly - then she tells him to put em back on !!! I had a wish come true when I finally met both Graham and Timbo in Oz last year - Gra' still has the same lovely dulcid tones - though I was quite surprised that he was alot shorter than me - and I'm 5'10 !! - come to think of it Timbo and Gra could have come under 'apart-height'!!! off to the 'little-uns compound '...... still, nicer guys they couldnt be!!!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : 'Good grief, I picked up on innuendos that probably weren't even there...  like the cream spurting out of the ground on Bunfight, and the news item saying things like "everyone's creaming it off down in Pennenink!" And in the song Bunfight when Bill mentions Grae's pair of red ripe squirters, I stop breathing for a few seconds, it's quite dangerous!!!! Actually Bunfight is probably one of the rudest episodes, I dunno why we've not mentioned it more.

Are we watching the same episodes    cos I've missed all that to me they were just funny.  I seriously must have led a sheltered life  .  You mob of perverted ingrates - I am so jealous    You have much to teach me T'master   

Bill went to the same school as Tolein (obviously not at the same time!). King Edwards not a million mile from me in Brum. Spev, I'll see you in Brum!

Not to mention Tim's: 'Don't touch my staff'...

Just calmed down from jumping off the ceiling at the news that ISIHAC tickets are on sale TOMORROW!  How can I possibly wait - I shan't sleep, you know?  What if I don't get one??  I presume if I call the box office at exactly 10am, I'll get one - when they warn you that they're extremely popular and sell in very quickly, they don't mean like T In The Park tickets which sell out in about half an hour....do they......?  *worries*

I am exceedingly jealous of you lucky people who have met Graeme and Tim.  I honestly don't know what I'd do.  I mean, I've met people who I consider to be sort of idols of mine beofre (name dropping here - Michael Palin, Stephen Fry and Neil Innes), and I managed to control myself very well....yet I'm worried I'll get carried away when faced with the lovely Graeme and turn into a giggling schoolgirl... 
Anyway, I'm ahead of myself...I must wait and see what tomorrow brings 

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : '  I think I'd rather say I was from Birmingham than Rochdale - Rochdale really is a dump.  No apologies to anyone from Rochdale - mainly because you know you agree with me!!!!

This is the place Grae's voice over described as a "quiet beauty spot" while vision played of a big grotty industrial thing and a great deal of smog? 

Whitling stick?  Whitling and whitling with a mind of its own?  Strangely uncontrollable?  Nah, it's just you, Spev.  Nowt rude there.