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Not_A_Megalomaniac's Journal
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2006-04-05 19:32:56
I'm getting my car!!!!!!

Got the call last night to tell me that a nice bright shiny new Kia Picanto is MINE!!!  ALL MINE!!!

Brilliant.  I'm going up to Motherwell in a few weeks to visit my chum, so hopefully I'll have the car by then.  I know I'll definitely have it for Halifax!!  Wooo!!!  I think Tim and Graeme'll be easier to kidnap if we lure them into a nice new shiny comfy car with air conditioning...

It'll have a CD player in it as well - how thrilling, I can listen to the Mamas and Papas and Beach Boys during the summer!!!  Woooo!!!!!  I just can't wait.

I watched some of series 9 last night.  Good god I was scared.  Tim has Bill over his knee, Bill wearing a tight jumper, false boobs, thigh-length boots and a mini skirt (it was scarily lovely!) - and Tim IS SPANKING HIM!!!!!!!!!!

That isn't comedy.  That is soft porn. Graeme then rushes in and says to Bill:  "Helga, you're fired.  You've yet again DELIBERATELY aroused Tim!!" And Tim was still there, getting this... look on his face....... and spanking Bill.... and .....  I was quite worried.

I couldn't sleep cos every time I did I just saw visions of Tim saying to Bill "Helga, you're a naughty girl and you must be spanked!" and starting to spank him again!!!!  ARGH!!!!

The worst thing about it is, at school, one of my mates (after a History project on the Vikings) decided we should all have Scandinavian names.  So she called me Helga!!! 

Then I had another Tim Dream.  Another OF THOSE Tim Dreams.  I don't like it.  Well I did at the time, but I don't like it.  It's scary.  I knew watching Tim spank Bill in a mini-skirt could only have strange repercussions...

Oh god now I've said percussion... I'm going to have to have a lie-down in a darkened room and take a cold shower.


*sigh* those there shorts...........  *thud*

I may have to watch a lot of Christmas Night With the Stars as therapy.  Those tights...

Mood - More chuffed than the chuff of a chuff's chuff!!
Music - None yet but I imagine the radio'll be on soon!
Edited - Never

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