Got the call last night to tell me that a nice bright shiny new Kia Picanto is MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!
Brilliant. I'm going up to Motherwell in a few weeks to visit my chum, so hopefully I'll have the car by then. I know I'll definitely have it for Halifax!! Wooo!!! I think Tim and Graeme'll be easier to kidnap if we lure them into a nice new shiny comfy car with air conditioning...
It'll have a CD player in it as well - how thrilling, I can listen to the Mamas and Papas and Beach Boys during the summer!!! Woooo!!!!! I just can't wait.
I watched some of series 9 last night. Good god I was scared. Tim has Bill over his knee, Bill wearing a tight jumper, false boobs, thigh-length boots and a mini skirt (it was scarily lovely!) - and Tim IS SPANKING HIM!!!!!!!!!!
That isn't comedy. That is soft porn. Graeme then rushes in and says to Bill: "Helga, you're fired. You've yet again DELIBERATELY aroused Tim!!" And Tim was still there, getting this... look on his face....... and spanking Bill.... and ..... I was quite worried.
I couldn't sleep cos every time I did I just saw visions of Tim saying to Bill "Helga, you're a naughty girl and you must be spanked!" and starting to spank him again!!!! ARGH!!!!
The worst thing about it is, at school, one of my mates (after a History project on the Vikings) decided we should all have Scandinavian names. So she called me Helga!!!
Then I had another Tim Dream. Another OF THOSE Tim Dreams. I don't like it. Well I did at the time, but I don't like it. It's scary. I knew watching Tim spank Bill in a mini-skirt could only have strange repercussions...
Oh god now I've said percussion... I'm going to have to have a lie-down in a darkened room and take a cold shower.
OH NO!!! SCOUTRAGEOUS!!!!
*sigh* those there shorts........... *thud*
I may have to watch a lot of Christmas Night With the Stars as therapy. Those tights...
Mood - More chuffed than the chuff of a chuff's chuff!!
Music - None yet but I imagine the radio'll be on soon!
Not_A_Megalomaniac
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