All I need now is Dr Garden in short shorts and a woggle (have you seen his woggle? No, but it's a good trick if he can do it!!) and my life will be complete...
Last night I think I pulled a muscle from laughing. Peejle has been converted into a bit of a Graeme luster. Which I thought would be great until she mentioned his trousers (she's a bit of an expert on fingers and trousers. I wouldn't trust her!!) - then I got defensive and told her to find her own GP. She can't look at Tim in the same way now because he really is my Dad!!
Still it's not Graeme's fault he's lovely.
And looks great dressed as a cowboy.
And wears the tightest trousers known to man (good God, in The End he may as well have not been wearing any trousers!! And have you SEEN the Shiny Shoes bit in Punky Business?! FILTH!!! PURE FILTH!!!! *I LOVE IT*)
We were going to start on the website but we were too interested in our Chinese takeaway and Graeme's trousers to do it. He does have very exciting trousers. They should have won some sort of award.
Stupidly went back on Ebay. I got Series 1 on DVD and I got a second chance offer on the badges from Ebay. Brilliant. Also bidded on The Goodies File and the Goodies Book of Criminal Records. Apparently I bidded on two separate copies of The Goodies File. Never mind.
Also discovered I hadn't won A Man's Best Friend is his Duck - and not only that I'VE BEEN OUTBIDDED!!!! ME!!!!! I can't stand it. I need that single in my life. It's Graeme Garden singing in a Lancashire accent for God's sake!!! Went a touch hysterical. Very unlike me.
Got home, Dad was getting ready for bed, Mum was already in bed, snoozing. Me and Dad are going to have a night in this week and watch Rio Bravo together and have cowboy snacks. I immediately thought scones, Cornish cream, strawberry jam, Cornish pasties, wedding cake, toast... Dad says they used to eat different things back then. He should know, he's old enough to remember!!!!
Anyway, had best get on with some work. I suppose...
Mood - Giggly
Music - Nothing's happening in a muscial way here...