Upon looking through my Goodies file the other day, my eyes fell on the Garden of verse section and at this point I felt the need to share wit you this epic poem I composed back in my youth. Big Log
I've just been to the toilet I've just done number two I've got a special present A big log just for you
I'ts long and hard and brown And altough it might seem sick I'm rather proud, it's in one piece That's my party trick
Don't you like your present After all I've done for you I could have done a number one Instead of number two
It gives my great enjoyment To look down any bog And let myself remember My special big log.