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bradda's Journal
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2005-01-26 09:55:39
Poetry Corner
bradda
Upon looking through my Goodies file the other day, my eyes fell on the Garden of verse section and at this point I felt the need to share wit you this epic poem I composed back in my youth.
              Big Log

I've just been to the toilet
I've just done number two
I've got a special present
A big log just for you

I'ts long and hard and brown
And altough it might seem sick
I'm rather proud, it's in one piece
That's my party trick

Don't you like your present
After all I've done for you
I could have done a number one
Instead of number two

It gives my great enjoyment
To look down any bog
And let myself remember
My special big log.


Phillip Larkin eat your heart out!

Mood - Happy
Music - The Stingrays, yet again.
Edited - Never
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