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| 2006-12-30 12:55:25 |
more on Iceland couse I'm like that now |
 Flippa |
hello all you sporty good looking hot pieces of groin out there. i'm not drunk, or even tipsy, but that's just the way I am made. don't be alarmed, inside I am a sweet little pumpkin.
as you know, a few days ago happened a thing called christmas. that's when kids get lots of presents and older people (so-called Grown-ups) get fewer presents. I'm in this little minority group kalled teenagers. so I get a fair amount of presents. which is nice.
but did you know, once again on christmas, we Icelanders are....different. let me show you.
take two examples. let's make them two little boys and call them typical names, the English one is Paul and the Icelandic is Gušvaršur (the hardest most icelandic name I could think of).
the eve of the 12 of december. Paul is asleep but Gušvaršur isn't. he's exited becouse the first Santa is coming. in Iceland we have thirteen santas. they used to be a lot more but they're probably dying, since they've been around for about 400 years. ther've got names like Door Slammer, Window Peeper and Candle Stealer, and Door Sniffer (NOT official translations for the names) because in the beginning they didn't give kids stuff, they stole candles and slammed dors and ...sniffed? I'm not too sure abouot the last one. Also, I would like to point out that there used to be a santa who blew up ladies' skirts called Skirt Blower. I don't know why they ever invented such a Santa. no wait I do. They didn't give kids stuff, they just annoyed people. nice for them. They were brothers and their parents were the infamous trolls Gryla and Leppaludi (not translations, gryla is untranslatable and Leppaludi means Lame Patch Person  . gryla was known to eat children, as did their cat, The christmas cat(sound really yolly, doesn't it?))
now, it's christmas eve. Paul is in bed, trying to sleep. he thinks his christmas sucks ass, because he's just heard of a kid in Iceland with an unpronouncable name, who has already opened his presents. Now, I don't really know if any other countries do this, but we do. if you know of any, shout it out loud...or comment. anyway. this is a really useful thing, because we get to open first. not the brits, and not the frenchies and not the yanks, but the bloody eskimos in iceland. i don't think you care. maybe couse were very few, and insignificant. yeah.
I would make a list here of all the icelandic myth creatures who eat children, but I can't be bothered. Google it. you do it if you're interested.
If there are any Icelandic folk out there, sorry if I have been making fun of you, but if I have been I sure as hell have been making fun at me too, and that makes it all right. don't hate me, hate my silly little twisted sense of humour.
This I find funny in an Icelandic deeper sort of understanding that you will never in your entire life understand because I am superior to you. 
I am Flippa, that's so cool
cause I live in Iceland
we have giant cannbals
, gryla, bjork and
Iceland is a hippy place
'cept you need some shoewear
'couse the cold bull likes to eat
toes that are left bare
I just figured something neat
you have very sexy feet
come into my igloo now
let's see how we kung fu pow
I'm not making any sence
and my rhymes are failing
so I say farwell to you
'cause, I'm now bailing
....no this whole shit. ok, i'm wrong, Icelander suck at this. *silence*. if i keep this in, I may be in grave danger, so I'm going to cut it out, if I'm bothered. I probably wont, since i'm writing all this. I'm writing "I'm" in the start of centences without thinking. I'm maybe in need for some sleep
just out of curiosity, are there any Icelanders in here. not that if there aren't any, I will start making fun of them. I'm not THAT mean. I'll just skip the apologies. after all, i'm one of their own blood. they wouldn't chop me up into pieces with their swords and axes.
my alter ego today is laughing, which is a sign of mentality, so I must get sleep
P.S. apologies to all, icelanders, other people, and the rest of you somethings out there reading.
P.S. P.S. is mentality a real word?
P.S. P.S. P.S. am I doing this P.S thing right?
P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. ok, I'm stupid, what does P.S. mean?
P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. sorry to all the poor people who are still reading. suckers 
P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. ...and I'm sorry about what I said in the beginning.
Flippa
Mood - I feel like a genetically altered Moose
Music - MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (moose-sounds. if they make any, dunno) |
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