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2006-11-25 23:32:12
and after all you're my wonderwall
Blog from tonight...

Saturday, November 25, 2006
and after all you're my wonderwall

Even though I'm so tired to be only just functioning at present time will write something here just to please angel so that next time she turns up here she won't have to see that spot the differences thing again .(blog reference)

The rivalry between Australia and England knows no bounds, even down the singing at the cricket. Apparently the Aussie cricket fans are pretty crap singers according to the Barmy Army.

Found this in a magazine. To be sung to the tune of Wonderwall by Oasis:

You Can Sing Sod All

Today is gonna be the day that we're gonna sing a song for you.
By now you should've realised that's what we're here to do.
And I don't believe that anybody sings as bad as you
Aussie convicts.

Backbeat, the word is on the street that you can't even write a song.
I'm sure, you've heard it all before, but c'mon Aussies prove us wrong.
'Cos I don't believe that anybody's quite as thick as you
Aussie convicts.

The "oh ahh" song you sing for Glenn is so sad,
And "Warney, Warney, Warney" is just as bad.
There are so many songs that I would like to hear from you,
But you don't know how.
'Cos maybe, you'll never find a song to play me,
'Cos after all, you can sing sod all.

Well, that's probably pretty spot on. Australians are a bunch of stirrers, so we've got to learn to take it as well.

But there's stirring , and there's stirring, isn't there? Sometimes people go too far with it.

The two people who stir me on weekdays are a good case in point.

I think it was on Thursday they had a good stir. I will call them Stirrer 1 and Stirrer 2.

S1: you look very tired today

Me: yeah, I...

S2: you just have had a fella in the house all night

S1:actually, you look worn out

S2:you must have had a heap of fellas in there

S1:i'm jealous.

You'd think they were teenagers!!! Sometimes it's not appreciated -in fact I was tired - too tired even for a retort. And the comments were exhausting. (angel, don't say anything to them or anyone else, please ) . Men!! I wonder sometimes how some of them manage to walk around and perform basic functions. Yes, I'm being too harsh. But it really did feel as though they were around 13 years old and I was a very wise( that will never happen, if I can help it) and mature lady.Ha!

And then that night "Augustus" rang and threatened that he might be visiting here over the weekend(which he's actually not, as it turned out). Warning! Period talk ahead. Anyway I said to Augustus that if he was going to turn up would be go to Coles and get some pads because they've got good ones there -he knows I like to stockpile everything- and sometimes women like to have both things on hand, right? (ladies nod their heads in agreement). So I tell him the brand and then it seems the conversation is over UNTIL he says: oh, what kind do you want -and I said : I thought I just told you. Augustus says: yeah but some of them have super written on them-does that mean that the woman has ....(actually -I'm thinking that I shouldn't write what he said here because it sounds terrible and I know if I write it I'll regret it! hahaha.). Anyway, my reply was:Are you JOKING!!! Oh, you must be joking? Are you serious? Oh, come off it, you can't be serious!! And once again I wondered how do some men manage to walk around and perform basic functions (Angel, if you guess what he said I will put another photo of John Lennon here for you to look at.)

And sorry if period talk offends any male who might read this, but to us it's nothing - it's just one of those things like doing the ironing or something, it's just life.

And I don't believe that anybody sings as bad as you
Aussie convicts...

Mood - in need of sleep
Music - wonderwall is now stuck in my head
Edited - Never

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