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urban_spacegirl's Journal
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2006-09-08 07:20:22
I'm so so sad today.  Anybody who wants to say something to cheer me up is more than welcome.

Mood - Bleh
Music - Simon and Garfunkel
Edited - Never

There was this fella with a wooden eye...

No, actually.  I've told Carrie and Jess this - will tell you here not on msn.  I found a card the other day that perfectly describes a Tim cuddle which i think Tim may have written.

On the front it says, "She felt her spirits soar to a new level.  She felt a passion that was both spiritual and pure.  She felt a bond that would last a lifetime..."

On the inside it says, "He felt her tits on his chest and her arse in his hands!"

C'mon, that's GOTTA make you smile, just a bit!!!

Posted by:Not_A_Megalomaniac

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date: 08/09/2006 07:26 GMT
You do realise how much I adore you, right?
Posted by:urban_spacegirl


date: 08/09/2006 07:35 GMT
Fear not, Dr Garden will cure your woes:

They call me The Beast - here's my number...

I hope you don't mind a bit of banging

Look, I don't mind the wailing, but I hope you're not going to gnash your teeth

D'you wanna find out why they call me 'Enormous Bill'...'cos it'll be twice the size of your estimate!

You won't know I'm here

When you've done pulling the bells...

Dear, oh dear...who put this in?

Let me show you my tackle.

Ever seen a 10 foot rod??


Since you ask, I am a pointer, but I'm pleased to see you as well

I've been trained how to handle bazookas

Come and see the potting shed - it's where I prick out then harden off.

I prefer a manual.

Is that an Air on your G-String?

I hope you've got rhythm, 'cos I haven't brought anything

How would you like to spend an evening with a standing member?

Put that light out...

They say we should all pull together

It's called a siren suit, because everyone who sees it goes ooooooooooh!

Hope that helps
Posted by:JessPix

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date: 08/09/2006 09:40 GMT
I don't know about you Kristyn but Not a Megs card and Jess's Graeme one liners certainly made me laugh
Posted by:bondgirl


date: 08/09/2006 18:22 GMT
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