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|Good old Jess
|After me telling myself for days and days that I was going to write up Edinburgh, Jess has only gone and done the World's Most Extensive Write-Up Ever. Hoorah! So, basically, if you want to know my Edinburgh Experience, go and read Jess's journal, cos she has covered it all brilliantly and in astounding detail. Thanks, dude!
My mood is awful at the moment, though - I'm on a complete downer and it's not fun. It suddenly occurred to me that in two weeks time I have to go live in France for a year and I'm not ready to do that. I haven't really thought about it as much as I should have done (I've been preoccupied by all the Edinburgh visits) and now it's suddenly occurred to me. I know it's only a year and that I'll have a holiday at Christmas, but, to tell you the truth, I really can't be bothered with it. I am excited to a certain extent, but it's going to be bloody difficult. I have to go to uni there and do both French and English literature and kill myself all year working my ass off before coming back to Scotland and then having to do my final year at uni. I should have gone to music school when I was 17, I swear.
Anyway, enough with all the negativity. I know that when I'm in a better mood, I'll read this back and cringe. Bear with me until I feel a bit happier.
Today at work, I said quite possibly the stupidest thing that anyone could ever say to their boss, ever. I said (and this is going to be good)
''Hey Liz, I've got crabs.''
I want to immediately point out that I Do Not have crabs, I Never Have Had crabs and I hope that I Never Will Have crabs - I was in fact talking about crabs in the sense of creatures from the sea which I was holding in a container in front of me. How very embarrassing. Luckily, Liz is my Nice Boss so she just laughed herself silly and then we stuck a pencil in the box to see how strong the little beggars were. It wouldn't let go of the pencil and when we tried to yank it away, the pencil snapped in half. So we had to sell five crabs to the customer, one of which was guarding this half a pencil with its life. Also, I picked one up, which then came at me with its (surprisingly strong) nippers, so I dropped it back in the box, and its leg fell off. I don't think the customer noticed...
Mood - Abysmal
Music - Ronan Keating MURDERING ''Iris''
|Edited - Never
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