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2006-08-13 14:27:08
certain kind of fool
This is from my blog again.

certain kind of fool

That is an eagles song - from the desperado album. Love bitter creek from that one.

The real title of this is why I am an intolerable human being.

O.K. This is going to take a while just to try and formulate some coherent thoughts...

I will sometimes listen to the same song over and over(and over) again to try and get the full meaning of it. Or else play the same record for days on end.

I will say to people "just listen to this bit here..... this little bit. Isn't it great?". That's got to be as annoying as hell.

I get cranky. Very cranky. Keep out of the kitchen unless you are being helpful! Don't get under my feet! Same goes for the bathroom.

At certain times I become a weeping wailing banshee and cannot be consoled. I want to be consoled but can't accept it. Steer clear.

I don't hold my tongue when I should.

If I hear you tell your child to "shut up" in a public place expect at least to receive a filthy stare and possibly an audible "some people shouldn't have children".

If you only have one or two items in the supermarket I will let you in front of me at the checkout but say thanks or you'll be considered a jerk for all eternity (so I'm a fake nice person?).

I feel at times like a walking raw nerve ending. Will verbally attack if provoked and sometimes if not.

I take too long in the bathroom.

I am full of crap.

I will bombard people with unsolicited health tips - how frickin irritating is that?(as is using the word frickin)

I have to have towels and things folded in a particular way (read here:trying to have some kind of control over life)

I am prone to annoying self-analysis.

I am quite opinionated at times and not always with good reason.

And the last reason why I am an intolerable human being is...

- because as much as I want to I can't turn back time. I can't change things and it makes me disgreeable.

Mood - self absorbed
Music - atlantic - keane
Edited -

HA!!  I think we must have been separated at birth dafty although I reckon I got the best of the bitch gene ....cos I can't stand rude, stupid drivers who don't know the road rules...and taxi drivers who think they own the roads. I have been known to drive really slow and wave ever so politely when people are rude and yell abuse from their cars  (my kids call it my royal wave
Posted by:bondgirl


date: 13/08/2006 20:07 GMT
You are indeed a wicked woman! - driving slowly like that -hahahaha. It's a wonder that your kids don't tell you off  .
Posted by:daftbird


date: 13/08/2006 22:31 GMT
That's not being intolerable, Dafty... that's being normal!  I get quite distressed by towels folded the 'wrong' way.

(Mind you, I also have a special nail-biting technique, and I get really grumpy if interrupted mid-nibble.  Obviously loony.)
Posted by:jodievdw


date: 14/08/2006 08:46 GMT
hey, thanks for the back up regarding the towels!!! I will post the follow up to this in a minute.....
Posted by:daftbird


date: 14/08/2006 09:41 GMT
Hehehe... They try Dafty but I just give them my royale wave as well...It gets right up their noses.  My husband calls me an Evil right he is

ps on the towel thing - Not only do they have to be folded in a certain way that must also be hung out on the line in a certain way or they don't sit nicely in the cupboard...and we know how many people come to your house and look in your cupboards
Posted by:bondgirl


date: 15/08/2006 10:10 GMT
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