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2006-06-29 12:59:48 |
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This entry is prompted by something I read about Tim Rogers (You Am I). Well that and that I received a photo of him in an email from someone, which is beside the point. The thing is that I keep hearing about him getting the dirts with people (notice that I put it in a nice way?) and about his drinking so this goes out to Tim Rogers (oh, it's fun to be silly)
NOTE TO TIM
Young man (I am flattering you because I am only a year younger and it makes me feel good about myself to think about you as young) - have you made the connection? See what's going on? The alcohol is damaging your liver. You are actually becoming "liverish" and cranky . Slow it down or you'll end up a foul-tempered old coot, albeit a 6ft 3 one with a big nose (it was he commented on the nose himself - I for one never paid it any heed and I don't suppose anyone else did either).
NOW A NOTE TO CHRIS ISAAK
Chris when you were out here....whenever that was...you were once again pestered as to why you are still single. And it also came out that you were a bit stingy when it comes to parting with your cash. If you are in fact straight it would seem obvious as to why you aren't married. I mean, who wants to work their ring off for years only to eventually give half their earnings to some manicured little blonde trollop type of grasping female.
ROBBIE WILLIAMS
Oh Robbie, you of much stage presence.When you were on Parky(whenever that was) you remarked that you had never been in love. Well to this I say that you are very lucky, and you should keep it that way. Though when the times comes that you think you want to find Miss Right....I don't think The One will be someone that shags you on the first date. Call me old-fashioned.
LEO SAYER
I have no advice to offer Leo. Just wanted to mention that's it's so good that he moved out here and is turning upon T.V. shows - like Spicks and Specks last night. In fact it was a bit of a drag, though, because I tape that show , watch Prison Break and then watch Spicks and specks after that. Well, dash it, last night go to the tape only to find that the video heads must have been grotty -sound, but no picture :'( .Oh, that's so sad. Have since cleaned the heads but too late for me to see childhood hero Leo. Oh,I'm such a big Nancy (if you even use that expression in reference to a female).I apologise for such a rambling and crap journal entry - i'm really tired and it's not a time for writing when you're tired, is it?
Oh, forgot to mention Steve Kilbey
STEVE KILBEY
You eat too many soy products - even for a vegan. I had steak for dinner last night - and onions. Hell,it was good.
Over and out.
Mood - too tired to function, if the truth be told
Music - nothing in my way - keane |
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