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Not_A_Megalomaniac's Journal
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2006-06-04 03:08:02
Happy Birthday To Meeeeeeeeee!!!!
Not_A_Megalomaniac

*sings*  23 today... 23 today... she's been given the key to the door, she's never been 23 before....

Good god.  I feel so old.  Well.  Not OLD exactly - am nowhere near as depressed as I was when I turned 20.  I HATED being 20.  21 was awful too.  22 wasn't too bad and now I'm just resigned to getting on a bit.  Can't fight time any more.

I'm 23, no permanent job, no boyfriend, no money, I'm 7 stone overweight, I'm unbelievably hideous - and the good times can't last forever.  But it's not all bad news, ladies and gentlemen. 

I'M GOING TO HALIFAX NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!

WAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've found the right dress - the only problem is my stomach, as usual.  The dress fits fine, it zips up with no trouble at all - it's just my stomach does SHOW a lot.  However, so do my boobs, so on the second row I may look quite distracting in an exciting way!

Why can't men like women with stomachs like I like men with stomachs?!?!  I pray every night for a world filled with fat middle aged hairy men who play drums...

Thats right - a world full of Bill Oddies...

Cripes what a thought!!!!

SUPERSTAR!!!!!!

Ahem.

Discovered I have a THING about bellies.  God I love them.  I love fat men in t-shirts, where their stomach just bulges out over their belts, giving a lovely "extra roll of fat" effect.  *fans self down*

Funny, isn't it?  My actual TYPE is middle aged fat men with big noses.  Facial furniture and grey hair optional.  Not many other women out there have such men as their TYPE - but you find that the vast majority (and I'm talking WELL over 90% here!) of men of that gorgeous, cuddly, plump, grabbable ilk are already bloody well married!!!!!!  I wouldn't complain if my husband ever turned out like that.  In fact I'd spend great amounts of money on fattening food and no exercise to make him into that shape!!!!

Life's not fair, I'll tell you that much.

I'm having spam fritter and chips for my birthday tea tonight.  Me and dad are gonna watch loads of John Wayne films - can't wait, it'll be brilliant. 

Right - am going to see what's going on on the forums and then I'm going to get something to eat!!!!

Will try and post again before Halifax - if I don't get chance to, wish me luck on meeting Graeme and getting a Timbo Cuddle!!!!!!!!!!


Mood - Quite happy really considering it's me birthday...
Music - Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me
Edited - Never
2 Comments


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Timob Cuddle - two of my most favorite words in the english language . Have fun at Halifax - but leave some of Tim and Grae behind for the rest of us
Posted by:bondgirl

  

date: 04/06/2006 15:03 GMT
A belated Happy Birthday luv - I turn 28 next month so you're way behind me....
Posted by:nezangel

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date: 07/06/2006 04:56 GMT
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