Goody Gallery
 Contact Us
 Club T-Shirts


 Members Online
Last visits :
George Rubins
Captain FishfaceCaptain Fishface
Peter R
Online :
Admins : 0
Members : 0
Guests : 9
Total : 9
Now online :

 Joining the Club

Instructions for joining the club & getting our newsletter can be found in the our FAQ.

 Requesting Goodies Repeats

Suggestions can be found in our FAQ.

  Survey for Goodies Repeats

Fill in The Goodies Uk Audience Survey.

daftbird's Journal
Back to daftbird's Journal
2006-05-07 13:33:16
something strange in the neighbourhood
You know how in life there are people that could be considered rather...umm...singular? Well my ex-husband's nanna is one of them. He rings up last night and in the midst of conversation mentioned something that i found amusing (it doesn't take much  ). Apparently nanna was cleaning out her stuff and found a dustbuster unused,still in the box. Decided to give it to her daughter-asked her daughter if she like to take the ghostbuster home with her (oddly enough later after the call i flicked throught the t.v. guide to find something to fill in the time before cracker started and noticed that ghostbusters was on telly last night-weird). I can't really call her Miss malaprop,so i'll call her Granny malaprop. We sometimes have conversations about gardening and without fail she always calls anemones ENEMAS -as in -i put in half a dozen enemas today (oh course i feel tempted to say-oh,that must have been painful-but bite my tongue). Another one of hers is ventil for ventolin.  Of course there are others but i can't remember them off hand.  Well nan,she's a character and no doubt the world will be a lesser place when she's no longer around-and i'll plant some enemas in remembrance .


If there's something strange
In the neighborhood
Well who ya gonna call?

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Well man who can ya call

Who, I ain't afraid of no dust
Who, I ain't afraid of no dust

If you're seeing things
Behind your fridge
Well who ya gonna call

Clods of earth
on the loungeroom floor
Now who can you call

Who, I ain't afraid of no dust
NO Who, I ain't afraid of no dust

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
Call an infomercial and get a


You fat dopes and freaky housewifes
Now, who ya gonna call...

Who ya gonna call...
Dustbusters (x4)


Mood - particularly foolish
Music - another one bites the dust -queen ;)
Edited -

hehehehehehe I love it!!! Malapropisms are so funny. Kath & Kim always have some great ones.
Posted by:AC


date: 08/05/2006 18:21 GMT
psst Daffy *whisper* if you plant enemas how will they grow - even more interesting - how will you sit.    Your Ex's nana sounds like a card - Long may she grace your lives
Posted by:bondgirl


date: 08/05/2006 20:53 GMT
i've got a whole heap of them planted-hehe-hey maybe this brings a whole new meaning to the sun shining out of your ----? It has to in order for them to grow .
Posted by:daftbird


date: 09/05/2006 20:07 GMT
forgot to say re:sitting -very awkwardly .
Posted by:daftbird


date: 09/05/2006 20:07 GMT
And plants like a bit of manure!
Posted by:Janice

Janice WWW 

date: 11/05/2006 23:48 GMT
good one,janice .
Posted by:daftbird


date: 14/05/2006 13:58 GMT
We apologize, but you need to login to post comments. If you don't have an account, why don't you register? It's free!
Goody Calendar 
<<< Dec 2023 >>>
26 27 28 29 30 01 02
03 04 05 06 07 08 09
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30

The Goodies - The Complete BBC Collection (DVD) 
ORDER HERE! or here

An Audience With The Goodies DVD 
Order Here or Here

The Goodies: The Complete Collection (BBC & LWT Series) 
Order Here

Clarion and Globe  
To subscribe to our monthly newsletter send an empty email to and reply to the confirmation email.

Latest Newsletters:

* C&G 241 February 2022
* C&G 240 October 2021
* C&G 239 September 2021

Back issues are available in our Articles and Guides section

The C&G also has a Facebook Group. The Goodies Rule OK Fan Club - Clarion and Globe News Press

Editor Contact Details Jenny Doyle:

Other Online Goodies Resources 
* The Goodies Podcast
* The Goodies Pirate Podcast

* Bill Oddie's twitter feed
* Graeme Garden's twitter feed

Goodies' Official Sites:
* Bill Oddie's official website
* Official I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue website

Other Fan Sites:
* The Goodies Facebook Page
* The Goodies Illustrated Guide

Powered by 
phpWebThings powered

 This website was created with phpWebThings 1.5.2.
© 2005 Copyright , The Goodies Rule - OK! Fan Club 

Website Security Test