Thought i had a public toilet to myself on friday,but ,ALAS,it was not to be. Suddenly i had the most uncomfortable feeling that the cubicle next to me was in fact a stall containing a racehorse. Ms P.Lap hadn't mastered the knack of the "silent public toilet wee" . It is possible,and you don't even have to wait for someone to flush before you go for it .Arrgghhh!! Did she have no shame??-afterwards whilst washing hands i noticed that she was old enough to know better-actually i've just worked it out-maybe she is at the age where you can't do a silent wee anymore-where the wee has a mind of it's own-and it has a lot on its mind. i realise that this is an odd subject for a journal entry,but i've NEVER heard anything like that wee in my life. Not ever. Never
Mood - ..must go to the loo
Music - wild horses-rolling stones(not really :) )
How bizarre! I haven't submitted an entry for two months or so, but just have tonight. I mentioned Phar Lap in it...then, after submitting it, came straight to look on your journal...and what's the latest entry called? Phar lap!!!
hehehehehe There is someone at work who pees really loudly. I'm convinced she must have her feet up on the toilet seat crouching over it or something. Otherwise I can't imagine how it could be so LOUD!! I can always tell when it's her in the next cubicle just by that noise.
I'm very grateful to not be living in an apartment any more because in ours the upstairs neighbour's toilet was directly above our toilet. This meant that when I went to the toilet I could often hear someone having a pee directly above my head. Ick! I certainly don't miss that!
Oh, the memories... One place I worked in my dodgy uni student days had these weird old-fashioned toilets that filled with water right up the the brim, and then it all emptied and refilled when you flushed (never seen em anywhere else, this place was outfitted straight from the yard of Steptoe and Son). They were IMPOSSIBLE to pee quietly in. And they'd break with alarming regularity, and fresh water would pour in before the old water had drained out.... If I knew how to do a throwing-up smilie, I'd put it here...
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