You're  hanging round the wrong type of girls. I love chin hair.
Bill singing Wild thing, now there's a picture that'll keep me warm all afternoon.

Oi, watch it mate.... confirmed Bilite in residence (which explains the avatar, I guess)  I haven't started a Bill-lusting thread coz I think I'd die of embarrasment if he found it, like Grae found his.


Never said there was anything wrong! I quite like being like Bill. (Although I am taller and enjoy it)
Girls don't seem to like the whole beard thing anymore.

Try listening to "Wild Thing" again

"Not quite THAT tight!"......

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jodievdw : ' ' peteb : 'Why doesn't Bill get any discussions about being sexy? There must be SOMEONE (possibly disturbed) who likes Bill!! Oi, watch it mate.... confirmed Bilite in residence (which explains the avatar, I guess)  I haven't started a Bill-lusting thread coz I think I'd die of embarrasment if he found it, like Grae found his.

Nah, don't be scared!  Leave that for when the restraining order turns up!  Until then lust away, it makes for great reading!  :b

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peteb : 'Why doesn't Bill get any discussions about being sexy? There must be SOMEONE (possibly disturbed) who likes Bill!!

Oi, watch it mate.... confirmed Bilite in residence (which explains the avatar, I guess)  I haven't started a Bill-lusting thread coz I think I'd die of embarrasment if he found it, like Grae found his.

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daftbird : ' so we have to confine ourselves to the more refined graeme and tim .

Hey Dafty don't you know it's the quiet (refined) ones you gotta watch.  
And Tim certainly cuts a fine figure in that suit and union jack vest. *aahhh* and an even better one in those tight black pants and open to the navel shirt from Saturday Night Grease - Hold me back -"Dinkum Dinkum Dinkum speak to me in Aussie you naughty little jumbuck"  This is the moment I was truely gald to be Australian. 

here's the thing-i think that us women recognise that bill's appeal is obvious-his prowess goes without saying.He would be just too much of a go-er for anyone to handle him,so we have to confine ourselves to the more refined graeme and tim .o.k,so i made that up.Except for the bit about him being a go-er.You should ask edna about her time at kent .

Damn it, I've been sussed out!!!
Why doesn't Bill get any discussions about being sexy? There must be SOMEONE (possibly disturbed) who likes Bill!!

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peteb : ' As a child I always wanted to look like Timbo. Refined, upper-class gentry type. Instead I ended up looking more like Bill Oddie!!! (underneath the green make up) Strange how life work out! Pete B

Admit it-you actually ARE bill in disguise and have come in here to check out what's going on because you are perturbed about all these women expressing their adoration for tim and graeme and want to get in on the action.Well....it COULD be true .

Tim has said that many years ago he attempted a beard but ended up looking like "Shaggy"!  "Scooby Dooby Doo!"......

I do like the bit in "2001 and a bit" where he's trying to be Graeme.  It's a winning combination