There's just something about a "clean seeming" person talking and acting "Dirty".

Yes.  Real live shuddering.

I found it almost as terrifying as when I first saw The End (here we go again!) and Tim said "pissed"!  I actually screamed in horror!!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Well... promise you won't get traumatised...! Erm...  He shuddered.  And he had a very evil smile and dirty chuckle.  And his eyes started rolling to the back of his head in a definite look of unbounded pleasure. It was highly worrying.

He SHUDDERED?  Dear God, I'm experiencing a very strange (and entirely novel) mixture of feeling like my entire image of him has just been quashed, and extreme arousal.  Worrying, indeed

Well... promise you won't get traumatised...!

Erm...  He shuddered.  And he had a very evil smile and dirty chuckle.  And his eyes started rolling to the back of his head in a definite look of unbounded pleasure.

It was highly worrying.

To go back to an earlier topic for a second, not_a_meg - when you said that when he was getting whipped, Tim was VISIBLY enjoying it - what exactly did you mean by ''visibly''.  I don't think I'll ever get any sleep until the various images floating in my head are sorted out 

*shakes head in horror* NO NO NO!!

That would just be wrong on so many levels.  He's blonde!  He's... posh!!  HE'S FROM BUXTON - the place with the purest spring water in Britain, it has to be a sign!!

And you couldn't possibly let him get his shoes scuffed.  He'd cry!

HA!  I remain unconvinced Not_A_Meg.  You really and truely want to scuff those shoes, crease that shirt and mess up that hair.  Don't fret it is perfectly understandable 

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bondgirl : ' Methinks that you secretly long for Tim Not_A _Meg.  All this maternal talk is just a cover for what is really lurking beneath the surface  Deep down inside where you live you have visions of the delectable Tim, bare chested, blonde hair flowing, arms resting on his slim hips in the tea pot position, union jack underpants proudly displayed.... *sigh*

Good GOD, if I wasn't traumatised before at the thought of lusting over Timbo, I am now!!!

I think I know what it is.  He's just TOO pretty.  He may worry about messing his hair up or breaking a nail.  That'll be it.  You couldn't wrestle him to the ground and attack his trousers like with Graeme, you'd have to be far more gentle with him cos you wouldn't want him to scuff his sh-sh-shiny shoes or crease his shirt.

I'm so glad I've sorted it out.  Too pretty.  That's why I get maternal over him!!

Methinks that you secretly long for Tim Not_A _Meg.  All this maternal talk is just a cover for what is really lurking beneath the surface  Deep down inside where you live you have visions of the delectable Tim, bare chested, blonde hair flowing, arms resting on his slim hips in the tea pot position, union jack underpants proudly displayed.... *sigh* 

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urban_spacegirl : ' Incidentally, so I'm not completely OT on this thread - Tim is lovely.  There's just something so hot about a posh boy

*panics*  But... but... HE'S TIMBERLY!!!!

I dunno what's worse.  Fancying Tim to a startling degree (i.e. more than Bondgirl does) or feeling so maternal about him you decide to go on a Tim Hunt to feed him chocolate cake and knit him a union jack jumper...

Maybe I do need to be educated.  But I'm too scared!!!!