Usually I like my men clean shaven, but for Graeme I am happy to make an exception. 

I really like sideburns - very smooth - and even I must admit that Graeme pulls of the mutton chops look extremely well 

I think the muttonchops are making a bit of a come back as well.  I've seen a few around lately.  I'm always tempted to ask the host body if they were inspired by our Graeme. 

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QueenofKnerds : ' Ah, backtracking a bit but... I love the glasses. Gotta get me some of those! I may be the absolute Queen of K-nerds saying this but geek is very chic!

His glasses would so be considered very cool these days - that black framed ''emo'' style is very in, isn't it?  I hope it is, in any case, as I own a pair myself   
Yup, that's our Gray - 30 years ahead of his time!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' ' urban_spacegirl : ' I was going to say...do we conveniently ignore the topic of the thread?  What happens if I can't contain myself and accidentally yell 'Spandex!'  Surely that'll give the game away....  You may have to gag me or something.  But, then again, that may also look just as suspicious. It's okay, I've worried about this enough to have devloped an opening dialogue which will easily get us off the hook: "Look, I dunno what you're thinking, but I can tell you now that I have never been on the Goodies Rule OK! website, never been near the forums, I have not even attempted to write anything on that thread about you - not that I know that there IS a thread about you cos I've not been near the website - and I am undoubtedly NOT a Megalomaniac..." He'll buy it.  And then you can say "No, neither am I.  I'm the urban spacegirl, baby - as a lover second to none, it's a lot of fun!"  He'll buy that too. Then Peej and Bondgirl can leap upon Tim, wrestle him to the ground and attack his trousers while we... discuss the intracacies of the performing of L4/5 anterior cervical discectomy and fusion and the complications arising when your surgeon has the flu. Or something. *does best innocent smile*  Oh damn.

Of course.  That's perfect.  He'll be completely unaware that we even know of the existance of this site. 

Then, I like the idea of charming him with medical talk...I see what you're doing...act all smart, and then - when he's in the middle of explaining a complicated procedure of some sort - jump him.

How can it fail? 

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urban_spacegirl : ' I was going to say...do we conveniently ignore the topic of the thread?  What happens if I can't contain myself and accidentally yell 'Spandex!'  Surely that'll give the game away....  You may have to gag me or something.  But, then again, that may also look just as suspicious.

It's okay, I've worried about this enough to have devloped an opening dialogue which will easily get us off the hook:

"Look, I dunno what you're thinking, but I can tell you now that I have never been on the Goodies Rule OK! website, never been near the forums, I have not even attempted to write anything on that thread about you - not that I know that there IS a thread about you cos I've not been near the website - and I am undoubtedly NOT a Megalomaniac..."

He'll buy it.  And then you can say "No, neither am I.  I'm the urban spacegirl, baby - as a lover second to none, it's a lot of fun!" 

He'll buy that too.

Then Peej and Bondgirl can leap upon Tim, wrestle him to the ground and attack his trousers while we... discuss the intracacies of the performing of L4/5 anterior cervical discectomy and fusion and the complications arising when your surgeon has the flu.

Or something.

*does best innocent smile* 

Oh damn.

You're right!! - intelligence is a BIG attraction to me - i'd rather have a geek than an empty headed pretty boy anyday, if the geek is a pretty boy too this is a bonus 

Ah, backtracking a bit but...

I love the glasses. Gotta get me some of those! I may be the absolute Queen of K-nerds saying this but geek is very chic!

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jodievdw : ' Just don't fondle his fingers.

Okay, so I'll have to be bound up as well as gagged.  Let's hope he's into bondage...




Why did my brain just think that?  I need some sleep.

Just don't fondle his fingers.