Cunning Stunts is great, especially that scene with the evil Mildred. Any woman who can have a go at Tim for combing that magnificent head of hair and then insult Graeme when he's sat on your knee must have something seriously wrong with her.

I mean, how could you resist this?













Isn't it so tempting to cut out Mildred's face in the fourth pic and stick your own on there? 

Yes, the colour of Graeme's shirt was just like the Bunfight waistcoat, though I didn't put two and two together at the time. Probably a good thing, it would've made me a complete gibbering wreck in his presence otherwise!
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Not_A_Megalomaniac : 'Aww.. little Timbo.  Mine, Kirstyn & Jess's Cuddlin' Slut!!!  *falls about laughing* Poor Timmy!

Hahaha, is that our official title now? It made me laugh, I just hope people don't take it the wrong way! 

I've spotted a few Graeme corpsing moments. One is in Camelot when he sings a little song and Tim's jester hat is twizzling around, and another time is in "Mummy I Don't Like My Meat". Bill sings, "But something inside her's repeating" and you can see Graeme laugh, then he puts his hand to his mouth and pretends to act concerned. It's funny!

Jess.

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QueenofKnerds : ' Same with that silly woman in Punky Business, turning down Tim like that! I think Grae really should've thrown the sauce all over her instead. Bet he had fun doing that scene, though!

I think Graeme had the most fun doing that - he was trying like mad not to laugh!!  Bless.

WOAH!  GRAEME CORPSED!

*eyes widen*

Why does that sound rude???


Did you notice on Punky Business where Jane Asher really had to stick her non-existant chest out miles so that Graeme could stuff the bill down it?!  I did get a deep sense of satisfaction in watching that!!! 

How could you NOT marry Timbo?!  Especially if he said he was overwhelmed by your intellect and he was willing to become a punk rocker - punk, punk, punkety-punk for you!!!!!!!

In fact I had a really weird dream about that... I think I wrote it down somewhere round here though.

Aww.. little Timbo.  Mine, Kirstyn & Jess's Cuddlin' Slut!!!  *falls about laughing* Poor Timmy!

Shiny Shoes........  *sigh*  Those TROUSERS....

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' ' nezangel : ' Ooh, that picture just makes me want to jump over that desk & ravish him!!  How that tart (I've forgotten her name) in the C&G office could resist him when he sat on her knee, took his glasses off & gazed into her eyes I'll never know....i've gone all pink just thinking about it! Mildred!!! Silly cow.  She was meant to marry Bill and turned him down.  She kept pinching Tim's bottom, and then was really horrid to him so he got all upset *cuddle alert*, and THEN THAT MOMENT.... "Why, Mr Garden, you're trembling!" "*squeaks* Am I?  *ahem* Am I?" "Take off your glasses Mr Garden... now look into my eyes..." *whimper* She must've been a lesbian.  There is no other explaination.  How do you resist THAT sat on your knee, gazing into your eyes, being touching distance from those fuzzychops, the top two shirt buttons undone, the crooked tie, the rolled up sleeves... the tighter than natural trousers... *SPLAT* Ahem.

She must've been. She had her chance, though, now it's our turn! Or just my turn...

Same with that silly woman in Punky Business, turning down Tim like that! I think Grae really should've thrown the sauce all over her instead.

Bet he had fun doing that scene, though!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Mildred!!! Silly cow.  She was meant to marry Bill and turned him down.  She kept pinching Tim's bottom, and then was really horrid to him so he got all upset *cuddle alert*, and THEN THAT MOMENT.... "Why, Mr Garden, you're trembling!" "*squeaks* Am I?  *ahem* Am I?" "Take off your glasses Mr Garden... now look into my eyes..." *whimper* She must've been a lesbian.  There is no other explaination.  How do you resist THAT sat on your knee, gazing into your eyes, being touching distance from those fuzzychops, the top two shirt buttons undone, the crooked tie, the rolled up sleeves... the tighter than natural trousers... *SPLAT* Ahem. Why the hell is he so overpoweringly unquestionably unBEEEEEAAAAAAARABLY sexy?!?!?!  Gosh it's so annoying.

You know, I was thinking about that scene the other day, and I think she was awfully mean!

If I was in her place, I'd probably end up pouncing on him and very likely do some not particularly polite things before he'd either get so scared that he'd call the cops, or we'd end up just carrying on really .

And I agree on the lesbian comment about her, she never deserved any of them anyway.

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nezangel : ' Ooh, that picture just makes me want to jump over that desk & ravish him!!  How that tart (I've forgotten her name) in the C&G office could resist him when he sat on her knee, took his glasses off & gazed into her eyes I'll never know....i've gone all pink just thinking about it!

Mildred!!!

Silly cow.  She was meant to marry Bill and turned him down.  She kept pinching Tim's bottom, and then was really horrid to him so he got all upset *cuddle alert*, and THEN

THAT

MOMENT....

"Why, Mr Garden, you're trembling!"
"*squeaks* Am I?  *ahem* Am I?"
"Take off your glasses Mr Garden... now look into my eyes..."

*whimper*

She must've been a lesbian.  There is no other explaination.  How do you resist THAT sat on your knee, gazing into your eyes, being touching distance from those fuzzychops, the top two shirt buttons undone, the crooked tie, the rolled up sleeves... the tighter than natural trousers...

*SPLAT*

Ahem.

Incidentally - Jodes.  The purple shirt he wore on Sunday was EXACTLY the same colour as the Bunfight waistcoat.  No wonder I could barely manage more than a gormless mumble.

Gosh I love him.

Wonder what a Graeme cuddle is like - and if I'd survive one?  And how the hell does anyone manage to hold a conversation with him and NOT whimper, squeal, or just grab him and ravage him??????  How is it possible???

Why the hell is he so overpoweringly unquestionably unBEEEEEAAAAAAARABLY sexy?!?!?!  Gosh it's so annoying.

I think what we really need to do, is start diverting all our attention towards building a time machine so we can go back a few years and steel them for ourselves.  Or possibly just steel them all for me.

*puts mad scientist hat on*

Ooh, that picture just makes me want to jump over that desk & ravish him!!  How that tart (I've forgotten her name) in the C&G office could resist him when he sat on her knee, took his glasses off & gazed into her eyes I'll never know....i've gone all pink just thinking about it!

For me, with Graeme it has to be the glasses (especially the series 3-5 ones) and the voice. I also like that naughty/cheeky glint he sometimes gets in his eyes, like when he's being teacher's pet in 'Cunning Stunts' and when he plays Amazing Gracie in 'Way Outward Bound'.



Heehee!

Jess.


That is a perfect picture, Jess.  Good grief.  That smile...those eyes... 

yes i would have to agree on that  oh and sorry to suddenly change subject but when i saw that picture below i thouht that would have to be the worlds most adorable smile  let's nominate him for that!

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Dobbin : ' Yes, Not a meg - Graeme is just overpoweringly sexy, isn't he? But can we try to analyse that a bit - just what is it that makes him so sexy? For me, certainly the glasses are a great turn-on, and the deep smooth voice. What do others think?

Darl, there are nearly fifty pages to this thread and we've barely grazed the surface!