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2006-04-24 19:33:52
Comedy and Soap-boxing

Saw Lano & Woodley last night. They were fantastic! I'm really glad I went to see them before they split up.  Has anyone seen their tv show?  I haven't seen it since the ABC screened it years ago.  We were actually in the studio audience for the filming of one of the episodes. That was heaps of fun. Seems like a million years ago now! I think it was 1997. 
It's funny, the other night when I was watching Frank Woodley on "Thank God You're Here" I suddenly thought that he looks a bit like David Tennant. It's only from certain angles. I guess it's because he's tall and lanky with a goofy smile. The weird thing is though, I totally fancy David Tennant at the moment but I've never fancied Frank.
I do quite fancy Colin Lane though (Lano). I don't know what it is about him. I always thought he was funny as the character. Then one night, back in the early/mid nineties we were at "A Night of Infectious Laughter". It was a comedy night they used to have to raise money for AIDS research. I saw Colin after the show. He was just hanging about in his normal clothes and being normal. And I just found him completely adorable. Don't know what that was about really, but I still find him cute.

Nothing of note happened today. Just went to work. It was busy and tiring. Boring!  So I thought I'd take this opportunity to have a little rant and rave about my opinion...

What is with these skank-hoes???  Pardon my rudeness but these girls are so cheap and slutty looking and their songs drive me nuts!  I never liked that first song about "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" To which my reaction was, if he did, then wouldn't YOU be his girlfriend instead of me??? And their current song is driving me crazy. I don't know what it's called but half the words are blank anyway. "I don't give a *** keep looking at my **** I'm gonna do my thing while you're playing with your ****"  They seem to be suggesting that it's quite OK for guys to perve at girls bits and the girls really just shouldn't worry about it.  And what is that bit about how "all the guys just want to ha ha ha ha ha ha ha".  Am I missing something? What's so hillarious about the fact that guys just want to shag you?

I'll admit that I'm probably a bit bitter and twisted because I'm slightly over weight and I'm not "traditionally good-looking"  But I just find it kind of disturbing that these are the role models for teenage girls (and even pre-teen girls) today.  It's quite depressing!!

On the flip-side, can I just say a big HOORAY!!! for Pink. I totally adore her song "Stupid Girl"  which just says everything I've been thinking. And until this song came out I was really starting to worry that I was the only person in the world who thinks this way!  I just find it scary and depressing that girls from the age of about 9 or 10 years old - up to women in their 30s at my work - all seem to be sucked into this current trend of dressing like sluts and acting like bimbos! 

I'm going to post the lyrics to Pink's song here because it's so great. If you get the chance to check out the video clip too I highly recomend it.

Stupid Girls - Pink
(Uhhuh, uhhuh)
Stupid girl
Stupid girls
Stupid girls

Maybe if I act like that
That guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl (yeah)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh)

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud, so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy, to pay for their champagne
Droppin' names

What happened to the dream of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video Next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two and three
With their itsy bitsy doggies, and their teeny-weeny tees

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
(yeah, yeah, yeah)

Maybe if I act like that (woo)
That guy will call me back (uh-huh, uh-huh)
What a paparazzi girl
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Maybe if I act like that
Flipping my blonde hair back (yeah)
Push up my bra like that (uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down, now)

The disease is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it, and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more

I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see (c'mon)

Disaster's all around
((Disaster's all around))
A World of despair
((A world of despair))
Your only concern;
"Will it <expletive deleted> up my hair?"

Maybe if I act like that (yeah, yes)
That guy will call me back (woo)
What a paparazzi girl
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Maybe if I act like that (uh-huh, uh-huh, do ya thing)
Flipping my blonde hair back (do ya thing)
Push up my bra like that
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (yeah, yeah, uh)

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya, huh)
(I like this, like this, like this)

Pretty will you <expletive deleted> me girl
Silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl
Stupid girl!

Pretty will you <expletive deleted> me girl
Silly a I'm so lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl
Stupid girl!

((Maybe if I act))
Maybe if I act like that
Flipping my blonde hair back
((Maybe if I act))
Push up my bra like that
Stupid girl!
((girl girl girl))

Maybe if I act like that
((Maybe if I act like that))
That guy will call me back
((That guy will call me back))
What a paparazzi girl
((What a paparazzi girl))
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

((Stupid girl))

Maybe if I act like that
((Maybe if I act like that))
Flipping my blonde hair back
((Flipping my blonde hair back))
Push up my bra like that
((Push up my bra like that))
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
((Stupid girl))

Maybe if I act like that
((Stupid girl))
Flipping my blonde hair back
((Stupid girl))
Push up my bra like that
((Stupid girl))
Stupid girl.

Stupid girl
((Stupid girl))
Stupid girl
((Stupid girl))
Stupid girl
((Stupid girl))

Mood - Not stupid! (or slutty)
Music - Rolling Stones with Trent singing along
Edited -

I agree with you word by word! I think there are a lot of people out there who have the same opinion as you. The Pussycat Dolls are very tarty, sending out a really bad message to society and besides, their songs are woeful! I've never heard that song from Pink, but I bet it's a lot better!
Posted by:ek


date: 24/04/2006 20:11 GMT
Thank GOD there's still some sane people on earth (we're sane?? There's a scary thought!)  It sh*ts me so much that every second music video's full of skanky skunks, and teeny-bopper magazines are promoting barely-there clothes, but then our 'leaders' feel the need to make speeches about how girls who get assaulted are 'asking for it' because of how they dress.  IT'S HOW SOCIETY's TELLING THEM TO FREAKING DRESS YOU FOOLS!!!!!

Ah, that's better. 

By they way, yes, I remember Campbell from Takin' Over The Alysum.  It WAS about a hundred years ago.  But I saw a sign today saying 'no parking - tennants only' so if Dr Who ever films in Bundaberg, we're ready for him...
Posted by:jodievdw


date: 25/04/2006 09:32 GMT
I love Pink 's Song 'Stupid Girls' - it cracked me up cos it's all true - and what is with the skanky hoes and there less than savoury songs - unfortunately their catchy tunes have kids singing the songs without really listening to the words - talk about subliminal messages - now wonder our kids are turning out the way they are
Posted by:bondgirl


date: 25/04/2006 11:28 GMT
Cheers guys. Glad to know I'm not the only one thinking this way. The worst thing is seeing 10yo girls wearing these tiny slutty clothes which show their bits (not that they even have bits since they are only 10yo!!)  It's just so sad that girls think it's cute and cool and that that's the way they should be.  Let's hope the fad passes soon.

Jodie I just cracked up laughing reading about that "Tennants only" sign. hahahahahahahaha
Posted by:AC


date: 26/04/2006 16:25 GMT
Well said AC my points exactly on the Paris Hiltons of the world. I'm not a big fan of Pink but I agree with her song and how she explianed the song to conan o'brien on his show a couple of weeks ago.  I dont like the way Paris Hilton treats her dog, while im sure she doesnt mistreat it or neglect it. The dog is a living thing on this planet and NOT SOME FASHION ACCESSORY!!!!! and it should be treated with respect.
Posted by:RatDog


date: 28/04/2006 22:54 GMT
Totally with you on that Ratdog. Never been a huge Pink fan myself but I just love the lyrics to that song - and I love the fact that she had the guts to come out and say it (sing it) to the world.
Yeah since when did dogs become fashion accesories? It's so stupid!
Posted by:AC


date: 08/05/2006 18:13 GMT
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