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Im_a_Teapot : ' Oh my god, I'm glad you didn't otherwise I would have been on the ground laughing! I was still chuckling from the 'obviously' that I recieved after telling him I'm called PJ! heehee Next on my agenda for life is to get a cuddle from Tim.  I can't let shyness get the better of me again!

If you do get scared, it's okay I'll just ask Tim for you.  But I'll have to let him practise on me first so I know he gets it right on you....

I'd forgotten about the PJ thing.

When Peej got her book signed by Graybags, he said "PJ?  Erm... can I ask what that stands for?" and she said "Erm.  Pamela-Jane." and he giggled (Graeme Garden Giggled Two Feet Away From Where I Was Leaning Against A Wall... GOOD GOD!!!  *splat*  No wonder I could barely move!!) and said "Oh, I see, oh well that makes sense then!"

But when she told Tim her name was PJ he said "Oh, obviously.  Of course, I should've known!" which proves either a) he's a loony or b) he really IS Peej's dad and he remembers her being born...

The thing Humph said about the ham was that at school when they were getting caned (that is NOT code!!!) they used to put a slice of ham over their bottoms to cushion the blow and also because it made a sound more like that of human flesh than the A-Z.

Crazy...

I must pluck up the courage to say something to Grae next time that's more involved than "Oh I'm just lurking in general by the stage door, don't mind me!"  And also something which makes me sound slightly less of an imbecile...

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Im_a_Teapot : ' ' Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Yes.  The question was "How do I prevent having sore and tender nipples?" and Tim said "I have these healing hands...!" The naughty man...  *helpless giggle* How could I have forgotten that?  LOL Was that where the real answer was about sticking cabbage leaves down your bra and then Humph started talking about a slice of ham; I'm not sure what he was saying cause I was laughing too much but it sounded really rude! hee hee

Another Great Photo and incidently the trick with the cabbage is something that midwives recommend for mastitis (inflamation of the breast) when you are breastfeeding but you can't leave it in to long or you may 'lose' your milk....sorry I thought I might just throw that in  ....  Let's get back to Tim and his 'healing hands' much better than some old cabbage 

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Me too...  *starts getting the shakes due to Tim Cuddle Deprivation* You know, the more I think about it, the more I wonder whether Tim got so excited over me asking for the book to be signed Timbolina Tottywallop because he remembered that episode and that dress, or because he thought: "Oh my lord - a girl's just said Tottywallop to me!  A GIRL!!  WITH HUGE BOSOMS!!  SHE SAID TOTTY!!  AND WALLOP!!  IN THE SAME WORD!!!  AND I CAN SEE RIGHT DOWN THE TOP OF HER DRESS!!!  EEEEEEEP!!!!" I don't know which one I'd rather think was the case!!

ROFL That's a very unsettling either/or.

Everyone, please note Im_A_Teapot's avatar.  How much does that girl look like that man?!?!  She MUST be his daughter!!!!  (I took that photo incidentally!)  I wanted to say "Now everyone look at the camera and say 'I'm A Teapot!!!'" but I thought I'd best not...!

They do look alike! Amazing

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' I wanted to say "Now everyone look at the camera and say 'I'm A Teapot!!!'" but I thought I'd best not...!

Oh my god, I'm glad you didn't otherwise I would have been on the ground laughing!

I was still chuckling from the 'obviously' that I recieved after telling him I'm called PJ! heehee

Next on my agenda for life is to get a cuddle from Tim.  I can't let shyness get the better of me again!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Yes.  The question was "How do I prevent having sore and tender nipples?" and Tim said "I have these healing hands...!" The naughty man...  *helpless giggle*

How could I have forgotten that?  LOL

Was that where the real answer was about sticking cabbage leaves down your bra and then Humph started talking about a slice of ham; I'm not sure what he was saying cause I was laughing too much but it sounded really rude!

hee hee

Me too...  *starts getting the shakes due to Tim Cuddle Deprivation*

You know, the more I think about it, the more I wonder whether Tim got so excited over me asking for the book to be signed Timbolina Tottywallop because he remembered that episode and that dress, or because he thought:

"Oh my lord - a girl's just said Tottywallop to me!  A GIRL!!  WITH HUGE BOSOMS!!  SHE SAID TOTTY!!  AND WALLOP!!  IN THE SAME WORD!!!  AND I CAN SEE RIGHT DOWN THE TOP OF HER DRESS!!!  EEEEEEEP!!!!"

I don't know which one I'd rather think was the case!!

Everyone, please note Im_A_Teapot's avatar.  How much does that girl look like that man?!?!  She MUST be his daughter!!!!  (I took that photo incidentally!)  I wanted to say "Now everyone look at the camera and say 'I'm A Teapot!!!'" but I thought I'd best not...!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' ' JessPix : '  Not A Meg's hit it right on the head as to how it felt. I can't wait to go to Edinburgh and refresh my memory.  They really are the most scrumptious cuddles ever in the history of man. I decided last night (which also incorporated itself into a VERY exciting rather non-maternal dream) that Tim and I should start hosting a new show as a sort of a spin off from Golf Clubs With Tim Brooke-Taylor.  It should be called Cuddling With Tim Brooke-Taylor - guest starring Spev Moon. This week's cuddling takes us to the small Yorkshire town of Halifax... Ahem.

That sounds like a show I'd be willing to participate in.
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Not_A_Megalomaniac : '' JessPix : 'Can anyone who was at the show remember what Tim said to Humph that made Humph laugh so much? I think it was during the Handy Hints round, certainly towards the end of the recording. Humph was laughing for a long time, and I know that Tim said something rude, but I can't remember what it was. Help! Yes.  The question was "How do I prevent having sore and tender nipples?" and Tim said "I have these healing hands...!" The naughty man...  *helpless giggle*

*giggles* I hope he did some kind of actions to accompany that line...

Then there was also the question "How do I make my breasts look larger than they are" to which Barry said "Just say 'I'm standing further away from you than you think I am!'" and the actual answer was "Dust a little blusher round your cleavage" which caused Humph to start singing "dust a little blusher round your cleavage" to the tune of Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree - which was hilarious!!!!!! I got a bit self-conscious about all the breasts questions because I was wearing a highly distracting dress that even managed to distract me whenever I tried to look at my shoes. ' JessPix : 'Oh, and I heard you cheer to "Land of Soap and Glory" - which made Tim laugh. That was cute. I didn't even realise I'd done it so loudly!!!  Apparently Graeme looked scared!!!!  Oops!!!  Didn't know it had made Tim laugh - aww I feel so privileged!!

Surely there can be no better feeling (short of a Tim cuddle, that is) than making a funny person laugh.

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' ' JessPix : 'Can anyone who was at the show remember what Tim said to Humph that made Humph laugh so much? I think it was during the Handy Hints round, certainly towards the end of the recording. Humph was laughing for a long time, and I know that Tim said something rude, but I can't remember what it was. Help! Yes.  The question was "How do I prevent having sore and tender nipples?" and Tim said "I have these healing hands...!" The naughty man...  *helpless giggle*

hehehe After all this talk about Tim cuddles I could really use those 'healing hands' right about now 

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JessPix : '  Not A Meg's hit it right on the head as to how it felt. I can't wait to go to Edinburgh and refresh my memory.

They really are the most scrumptious cuddles ever in the history of man.

I decided last night (which also incorporated itself into a VERY exciting rather non-maternal dream) that Tim and I should start hosting a new show as a sort of a spin off from Golf Clubs With Tim Brooke-Taylor.  It should be called Cuddling With Tim Brooke-Taylor - guest starring Spev Moon.

This week's cuddling takes us to the small Yorkshire town of Halifax...

Ahem.
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JessPix : 'Can anyone who was at the show remember what Tim said to Humph that made Humph laugh so much? I think it was during the Handy Hints round, certainly towards the end of the recording. Humph was laughing for a long time, and I know that Tim said something rude, but I can't remember what it was. Help!

Yes.  The question was "How do I prevent having sore and tender nipples?" and Tim said "I have these healing hands...!"

The naughty man...  *helpless giggle*

Then there was also the question "How do I make my breasts look larger than they are" to which Barry said "Just say 'I'm standing further away from you than you think I am!'" and the actual answer was "Dust a little blusher round your cleavage" which caused Humph to start singing "dust a little blusher round your cleavage" to the tune of Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree - which was hilarious!!!!!!

I got a bit self-conscious about all the breasts questions because I was wearing a highly distracting dress that even managed to distract me whenever I tried to look at my shoes.
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JessPix : 'Oh, and I heard you cheer to "Land of Soap and Glory" - which made Tim laugh. That was cute.

I didn't even realise I'd done it so loudly!!!  Apparently Graeme looked scared!!!!  Oops!!!  Didn't know it had made Tim laugh - aww I feel so privileged!!

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JessPix : ' Tim was certainly getting a lot of attention from the girls after the show - he was enjoying himself very much. And yes, he was dishing out the hugs without hesitation, which was great, I can also vouch that Tim gives the best cuddles. I can barely remember it now, my mind was all over the place, but Not A Meg's hit it right on the head as to how it felt. I can't wait to go to Edinburgh and refresh my memory.  Jess.

He is the most delicious man EVER!! and I do believe that seeing as I had plans of marrying Tim when I was 10yrs (I was heart broken to find out that he was already married) that my 20 something years of lusting after him should take precedent over all you youngun'  so go easy on him in Edinburgh - I don't want any of you wearing him out