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clair : ' He wore the white coat quite often...usually when he was up to something he shouldn't be

Reminds me of an entirely unrepeatable dream I once had about him...

I did have a dream the other week about Halifax (I'm totally bricking it over embarrassing myself - have been put totally at my ease by Nezangel's journal though!!!).  It was quite lovely, really - and is detailed thus:

I dreamed that Peej and I met Grae, Tim and Baz after the Halifax show, and Peej asked for Tim's autograph but Tim got all distracted and agitated and was really rude & said "No, I've no time to be signing autographs for anyone, I'm a terribly busy man - just get lost!"

Peej nearly cried - I got dead annoyed and said "TIMOTHY!!!  You cannot be rude to Peej!  She's posh!  She loves you!  She even does cross stitch!!"

Anyway (Grae comes into this dream in a bit, don't worry), then Tim suddenly gets all flirty and odd with me, which obviously worries me quite a lot as I only feel maternal about him, and THEN he asked me for my hand in marriage!  Those exact words!  I was initially gobsmacked and then said - "Course you can have my hand in marriage, little Timberly, but you do know that the rest of me has to go to Graeme, except the bits that go to Bill!" (note that I even quote from episodes in my sleep!!)

Graeme then looked at me, gave me this evilly naughty grin and said "So, which bits EXACTLY do I get???"

The only thing I could say was "Erm... oh well I'm sure we can figure something out between us!" 

Cripes, what a lovely dream!!

Anyway where was I?????

Ah yes.  Change of Life.  Possibly The Single Most Exciting Moment Of My Television Viewing Life was that skin-tinglingly amazing moment when all three Goodies compared their bellies and started wiggling them around the place....  It was so exciting it was ALMOST illegal.  Specially the stray bits of cream cake still on Bill's belly.  And the fact that Graeme had such amazing POTENTIAL for a belly!!!

What is it with me and bellies?!?!  I'd love to know.  Why can't I just go for eyes or smiles or hair or something like normal people, instead of beer bellies?!?!  I obviously have no taste.  Except lusting after Graeme quite excessively.

Read Nezangel's journal.  You know, I would have been DEEPLY jealous - except I'm not for some very good reasons.  One, I'm so proud of her actually retaining consciousness!!  Two, if EVER I had the guts to ask that I'd only end up purring, barking AND meowing at him (it's a disease, I always bark or meow or purr when I get hysterical!) and then wrestling him to the ground and attacking his trousers PURELY accidentally.  Three, as my Minister of Pervy-Nez, nobody else could have done it with the same amount of style, panache and grace as her.

Although I do have *A* top secret plan which I may well put into action if I've had enough brandy beforehand...

I believe I am as naughty as minx's can be - or at least I try to be!!    I certainly have very naughty minxy thoughts in Graeme's presence!! 

Yeah, but are you really a naughty little minx?!

Glad you liked my account of things Dobbin, last Sunday was a wonderful experience, especially the minx bit and nearly a week later I'm still smiling!! 

I've just been reading Nezangel's and Edna's journals, re ISIHAC recently - thoroughly enjoyed these accounts! Loved the bit about Naughty Minx, Nez! Can imagine that deep sexy voice in your ear - wow!
Has anyone else written anything exciting about Gray in their journal recently? Please alert me, so I can look in on them!

Here's a pic of Graeme with the 'Change of Life' glasses. The picture quality's not all that good, but I hope it'll do:



You can see a clip of the glasses in action on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoxlhD8YNDo

It's quite a nice clip, lots of flashing involve! 

Ah yes, that Wild Thing performance (Almost Live version) is quite something. Same goes for the Black Pudding Bertha performance, oh, and those pink tuxedos and crazy dance moves during Pan's Grannies. It's all good!

Jess,

Here's a pic of Graeme with the 'Change of Life' glasses. The picture quality's not all that good, but I hope it'll do:



You can see a clip of the glasses in action on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoxlhD8YNDo

It's quite a nice clip, lots of flashing involve! 

Ah yes, that Wild Thing performance (Almost Live version) is quite something. Same goes for the Black Pudding Bertha performance, oh, and those pink tuxedos and crazy dance moves during Pan's Grannies. It's all good!

Jess,

I know the expression well - it's wonderful!!  I'm going to have to go to YouTube now...

sorry to interupt but i have waited to say this for ages - on youtube.com wild thing (goodies almost live version) when graeme does the "grrrrrr" he does a very cute expresion on his face - it's definately worth checking it out!

Thanks for that Jodie - just a tad scary that picture but I'm sure that on Graeme they would look fantastic as everything else does!!