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jodievdw : ' Mind you, if you do get up to anything worth taking phtos of, we'd love to see them

Don't you worry - if there are any moments of eye contact, remarks which may in any way be construed as an innuendo - or even by some small miracle there is a cuddle to be had from either Goody, you will all receive completely explicit details of every second, I promise you!!!

My main worry is if I try to say something funny and I just sound like a twerp.  When my nerves go I just start talking without my brain being remotely involved and I try and be really really funny and sometimes it backfires dreadfully!!!

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bondgirl : ' Sorry to double post but that remark sounds a bit pervy - what I meant was -reports and pictures of your night at ISIHAC recordings and not any thing else you might get up to  .

Mind you, if you do get up to anything worth taking phtos of, we'd love to see them

By the way, Spev, can you fling me an email to jodievdw@bigpond.com?  Tried to send you a user message about that music, but I'm having an Unscheduled Blonde Moment, which has lasted 48 hours and shows no sign of letting up.

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bondgirl : ' Tim so lovely, bet you can't help yourself    Just make sure you report back with all the details and any pics if you can manage them.  I shall have to live vicarously through your experiences

Hey I'm capable of restraining myself. 

Although I probably would end up forcing a cup of tea and slice of chocolate cake down him, combing his hair and offering to read him a story!!!

I don't mind you living vicariously through our experiences - hell if it hadn't been so much hassle getting US tickets, we would've gladly brought you with us!!!
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bondgirl : '' Not_A_Megalomaniac : 'Smooth, polite, funny. Right. How the hell do you deal with someone like that?!?!  I'm only used to drummers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do believe that you would find something to do spev

The plan of action at the moment is to chat with Tim and avoid Graeme like the plague in case he's been told by People In The Know that me and Kirstyn are knocking about the place. 

If we're feeling brave we will adjust the plan of action to this:

We'll wait till we've lulled Tim into a false sense of security, unleash Peej on him - and then, when nobody's looking, we bop Graeme over the head with my handbag and cart him off to The SpevMobile...

Peej then lures Tim back to The SpevMobile with promises of all sorts of rude things involving Union Jack ties, tiaras and Land of Hope and Glory playing in the background - then off we set, laughing maniacally that we've managed to Goody-nap Tim and Graeme....

Then we get halfway down the road, stop and say "Well NOW what in buggering hell are we going to do?!!?" realise that a life of crime is not for us - not to mention there's not enough room in my house for them,  take them back and drive back home.

It's a great plan.  Probably needs a bit of thinking about but the basics are there...!

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bondgirl : ' Tim so lovely, bet you can't help yourself    Just make sure you report back with all the details and any pics if you can manage them.  I shall have to live vicarously through your experiences ' bondgirl : 'Sorry to double post but that remark sounds a bit pervy - what I meant was -reports and pictures of your night at ISIHAC recordings and not any thing else you might get up to  .

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' You poor love.  Don't you worry, I shall pass a kiss on to him from you. However it wouldn't be the kind of kiss you'd give him, it'd be a more polite sort of peck on the cheek and hand shake.

Tim so lovely, bet you can't help yourself    Just make sure you report back with all the details and any pics if you can manage them.  I shall have to live vicarously through your experiences


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bondgirl : 'Grae was very smooth, very polite and really funny as well

Smooth, polite, funny.

Right.

How the hell do you deal with someone like that?!?!  I'm only used to drummers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I do believe that you would find something to do spev 

Where I live some of the "butchest" rugby players going enjoy dressing up in drag for a laugh and charity  fundraising]:D
Of course they're all so huge they look completely ridiculous......!
There's an honourable tradition in Britain of "unlikely" men dressing as women for a joke.
Just watch a few "Carry On" films or visit the odd pantomime

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bondgirl : ' Tim is such a flirt (in a good, fun way)

See I really could not stand that.  I'd gasp in horror and call him by his full name, clamp my hand over my mouth and blush violently if he tried flirting in a good, fun way with me.

If Graeme tried it I'd say something totally unrepeatable - THEN clamp my hand over my mouth and blush violently.  Then ask him back to my place...!

IF EVER I GET THE SODDING CHANCE *shakes fist at phone*!!!!!!!
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bondgirl : 'and when he asked me if he could sign my shirt with a kiss not only was I not quick enough to ask for a real one but I just stood there giggling like a fool "yes please" I stammered.  DAMN  I am still kicking myself for this missed opportunity.

You poor love.  Don't you worry, I shall pass a kiss on to him from you IF EVER I GET THROUGH TO THE BLOODY THEATRE!!!

However it wouldn't be the kind of kiss you'd give him, it'd be a more polite sort of peck on the cheek and hand shake.
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bondgirl : 'Grae was very smooth, very polite and really funny as well

Smooth, polite, funny.

Right.

How the hell do you deal with someone like that?!?!  I'm only used to drummers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No wonder my diet's having such a great Day One -  I'm too nervous to eat!!!!!!!

At least you are getting to go....   I have never wanted to be a pom before but am sorely tempted at moments like these.  When I met Tim and Graeme last year I morphed into a giggling fool (not a pretty sight)  I'm sure poor Tim thought I was brain damaged or on drugs but alas I had no excuse for embrassing myself.  Tim is such a flirt (in a good, fun way) and when he asked me if he could sign my shirt with a kiss not only was I not quick enough to ask for a real one but I just stood there giggling like a fool "yes please" I stammered.  DAMN  I am still kicking myself for this missed opportunity.  Grae was very smooth, very polite and really funny as well and I was much more relaxed - well enough to chat about the odd "hand stroking"chick ahead of me.  It was so much fun and I soooo want a repeat performance. 

How is it possible for this line to be bloody engaged for this long??  I am going to have 'The number you have dialled is busy'' nightmares for the rest of my life.
Back to dialling now 

You do get very protective of him, BG.

If EVER I get tickets for the bleedin' ISIHAC recordings please can someone stop me from saying to Tim "I am NOW telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime's supply of chocolate!" if I get to meet him afer the recording?!

Because he *may* be rude about it.

In a good way that would really scare me.

Worse still I'd probably launch into "This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life, for when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs - Eric IS - BANANAMAN!  Ever alert for the call to action!!!"

That'll be more like it.

Actually I'll probably freeze and just go "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shiny shoes and everything!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I can't bloody stand it.  I can't stand it.  Why can't someone just give me three tickets for Halifax on 11th June???!!

It's been constantly engaged for an hour and 20 minutes now.  I am pissed off to a startling degree...