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bondgirl : ' ' Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Erm, despite any rumours you may have heard - one place Timbo certainly HASN'T been is with me. Really. Honest. Don't know what you're talking about. Why, when i read this post did I immediately get an image of Austin Powers and his famous line "Yeah baby, I shagged her, I shagged her rotten"

Look I can't help it.  Peej and I have discussed it and we have decided between us that my subconscious is translating my maternal feelings of Tim in a completely non-maternal way and this is why we end up doing very unspeakably rude things in a couple of my dreams. 

And the first time was almost completely an accident!!  One minute we were pissing our sides laughing at something or other, the next minute we'd bumped noses, and then I didn't quite know what had hit me!!!!

Blimey it were reet good though.................

Ahem.

Still feel maternal over him.  If that didn't cure it then I'm afraid nothing would.

Still, that means more for youse lot!!!  I mean seriously.  Since The Odd Dreams, I've TRIED to fancy Tim so I won't feel so bad... but I just don't.  He's... well... BLOND.  And...  POSH.  And...  Oh for goodness' sake his middle name's Julian!!!!!

Besides, I have enough visions of Bill smothered in birthday cake from the New Lease of Life episode to keep me going for quite some time thank you!!!

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Not_A_Megalomaniac : ' Erm, despite any rumours you may have heard - one place Timbo certainly HASN'T been is with me. Really. Honest. Don't know what you're talking about.

Why, when i read this post did I immediately get an image of Austin Powers and his famous line "Yeah baby, I shagged her, I shagged her rotten" 
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Eroomnaillig : 'Put Tim down this instant!  You don't know where he's been! ANyway, it's MY turn!

Tim gives the impression of being a very generous man  so i do believe there will be enough of him to go round 

Erm, despite any rumours you may have heard - one place Timbo certainly HASN'T been is with me.

Really.

Honest.

Don't know what you're talking about.

Give him back to Peej, she'll look after him properly - in a sort of Posh British Public School type way.

Put Tim down this instant!  You don't know where he's been!
ANyway, it's MY turn!

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bondgirl : ' Anything  Anytime Anywhere!  How we wish we could test out that motto

Yes it's a fantastic motto or maybe it's a statement or both???

hmmmm 
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Im_a_Teapot : 'aww bless himhe's so sweet when he cries.  *hugs*

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bondgirl : ' you just want to pick him up and smother him with...... kisses  *daydream time*

Definately mmmmn 

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Im_a_Teapot : ' I'd be nice to Tim anytime

Anything  Anytime Anywhere!  How we wish we could test out that motto 

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Im_a_Teapot : 'aww bless himhe's so sweet when he cries.  *hugs*

you just want to pick him up and smother him with...... kisses  *daydream time*

You can't beat "innocent/mischievous" can you?

I'd be nice to Tim anytime 

hehe

aww bless himhe's so sweet when he cries.  *hugs*

you've been wanting to treat him nice for a long time,too   .

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jodievdw : ' As well you know, "when you'rea a teapot, they treat you nice!"  But why do I get the impression 'Nice' isn't what you lot have in mind?

I don't know what you mean    I would treat Tim extremely NICE