You know how in life there are people that could be considered rather...umm...singular? Well my ex-husband's nanna is one of them. He rings up last night and in the midst of conversation mentioned something that i found amusing (it doesn't take much ). Apparently nanna was cleaning out her stuff and found a dustbuster unused,still in the box. Decided to give it to her daughter-asked her daughter if she like to take the ghostbuster home with her (oddly enough later after the call i flicked throught the t.v. guide to find something to fill in the time before cracker started and noticed that ghostbusters was on telly last night-weird). I can't really call her Miss malaprop,so i'll call her Granny malaprop. We sometimes have conversations about gardening and without fail she always calls anemones ENEMAS -as in -i put in half a dozen enemas today (oh course i feel tempted to say-oh,that must have been painful-but bite my tongue). Another one of hers is ventil for ventolin. Of course there are others but i can't remember them off hand. Well nan,she's a character and no doubt the world will be a lesser place when she's no longer around-and i'll plant some enemas in remembrance .
Dustbusters!
If there's something strange In the neighborhood Well who ya gonna call? Dustbusters
If there's something weird And it don't look good Well man who can ya call Dustbusters
Who, I ain't afraid of no dust Who, I ain't afraid of no dust
If you're seeing things Behind your fridge Well who ya gonna call Dustbusters
Clods of earth on the loungeroom floor Now who can you call Dustbusters
Who, I ain't afraid of no dust NO Who, I ain't afraid of no dust
If you're all alone Pick up the phone Call an infomercial and get a Dustbuster
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
You fat dopes and freaky housewifes Now, who ya gonna call... Dustbusters
Who ya gonna call... Dustbusters (x4)
BUSTED!
Mood - particularly foolish
Music - another one bites the dust -queen ;)
psst Daffy *whisper* if you plant enemas how will they grow - even more interesting - how will you sit. Your Ex's nana sounds like a card - Long may she grace your lives
i've got a whole heap of them planted-hehe-hey maybe this brings a whole new meaning to the sun shining out of your ----? It has to in order for them to grow .
daftbird
). Apparently nanna was cleaning out her stuff and found a dustbuster unused,still in the box. Decided to give it to her daughter-asked her daughter if she like to take the ghostbuster home with her (oddly enough later after the call i flicked throught the t.v. guide to find something to fill in the time before cracker started and noticed that ghostbusters was on telly last night-weird). I can't really call her Miss malaprop,so i'll call her Granny malaprop. We sometimes have conversations about gardening and without fail she always calls anemones ENEMAS -as in -i put in half a dozen enemas today (oh course i feel tempted to say-oh,that must have been painful-but bite my tongue). Another one of hers is ventil for ventolin. Of course there are others but i can't remember them off hand. Well nan,she's a character and no doubt the world will be a lesser place when she's no longer around-and i'll plant some enemas in remembrance 
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